houmam 

super cool guy. hot, charismatic, hilarious, and a one of a kind person. IQ of 3 million. super popular everywhere he goes (especially with the ladies). has a really big heart and is the best at everything he does.

girl 1: i’m in love with houmam *swoons*

girl 2: no he’s mine!

houmam by coolcatkid April 13, 2020

houmam 

Houmam is a really hot person. His dick is mostly really long and he gets all the girls he wants.

Houmam is the coolest guy

houmam by Khalil sein penis ist klein January 5, 2017

houmam 

one of a kind guy. is super funny and loves cheese pies. can’t compare to anyone else

cheese pie salesman: i gotta save these for houmam! he’s my best customer!

houmam by coolcatkid April 13, 2020

Humam 

The name has arabic roots, but is notedly from the farsi language (Persian). This making it part of the historically and culturally rich Indo-Iranian (a branch of the Indo-European) languages.

It means:
brave, noble, courageous and generous.

1- That man is courageous; yes, he is Humam.

Humam by TigerFox March 28, 2010

Humama 

A dog’s human mother.

I enjoy being my dog’s humama.

Humama by Ziggy’s mom April 19, 2021

Houman 

To be tall sexy and charming, usually associated with a tall and fit person with light brown skin, brown eye and an IQ exceeding 10000. People who disagree with this are usually short English or weird Asian Girls e.g. Japanese girls.

O my god guys that Persian guy is such a Houman.I wish I was a Houman.I wish I had a Houman boy friend.I wish I could go out with Houman.

Houman by Aylar Dianati Lie February 12, 2009

Houma 

1. A small city / large town in Louisiana with a ton of Walgreens and banks, but a small amount of hospitals and residential areas.

2. A place where the west side dominates so widely over the east that the east side may as well not exist.

3. A place where, when you drive through, you feel like you've accidentally walked in to a time machine, taking you twenty years backward.

4. A place where wannabe gangs think their graffiti looks good, as though they've never seen New Orleans.

5. A place where lawyers coexist with unemployed people who live in boxes.

6. A place where pants really are on the ground.

7. A place where, no matter what, you must be at church. Catholic church.

1. Gravity must be really strong here in Houma; it's pulling all those guys pants down. Yeah, it's no wonder the girls' clothes are so tight they don't move.

2. Which Walgreens do you want to go to? The one on the right or the left of my face?

3. Oh, you live on the EAST side... I'll be on my way now.

4. You weren't at church... You must be satanist.

Houma by thehouman August 17, 2012