hokkei 

You look way younger than how old you actually are. You either hurt others so badly or make that person feel like the luckiest person on Earth. You are impulsive but in heart know what choices are best though most of the time you don’t follow your heart. When you believe in someone or something nothing can change your mind about it. Your emotions change quickly and you react on how you feel. You usually don’t know how hurtful your words are, you also don’t know when what you said made that particular person feel so touched. You have a face that stands out in a good way that isn’t easy to forget. You are truly a good person but the world have turned you to be careful and cold. You are very smart and a quick learner and a positive person. You have big dreams and which you never give up on.

Thank you for being my favorite person and my least favorite person on Earth.

“Do you remember Hokkei?”
“Of course, I’ll never forget how he made me feel.”

hokkei by anonymous November 23, 2021

hokkien 

A major dialect of the Chinese language originating from southern China - Fujian province

Widely used among the Chinese population in Singapore, Malaysia and Taiwan, in addition to Mandarin which is the common-tounge "dialect" for all Chinese over the world.

Hokkien is often associated with the working classes but is also the language of choice for many politicians from Taiwan - like the current president of ROC, Chen Shui Bian.

Hokkien is a very colourful and impactful dialect when used in the hands of the highly-skilled exponents of the dialect. A lot of swear words only attain their full impact when delivered in Hokkien.

Teocheow is considered the more-refined and scholarly cousin dialect - mainly in use by older Chinese in Thailand.

hokkien mee
hokkien lang
hokkien wuey

hokkien by ahbang November 2, 2005

hokkihange 

an amazing king who is ethereal

john: omg did u see hokkihanges new video??
jacob: yeah they’re a soooo atractive 😩

hokkihange by cumsoxkc May 22, 2021

HokkaidoSushi 

Hokkaido Sushi is the best person... he loves collecting wives and is Slovak

"HokkaidoSushi is sexy" said no one ever

HokkaidoSushi by HokkaidoSushi March 4, 2022

Hokkien 

A widespread language in South China, Taiwan, and Singapore that Min speakers use to interact with each other. Hokkien is also known in Malaysia, the Philippines, and Indonesia to some extent. Originally, Hokkien is an Austronesian language that descended from the Min Yue Kingdom. When the Han dynasty annexed the Min Yue Kingdom, the Hans slaughtered a bunch of Min Yue natives to enforce the Han (Mandarin) language to displace the Min Yue language and forced them to write in Hanzi characters, but the Hokkien language still preserves its Austronesian phrases and accent way more than Mandarin overall, so it is not considered to be a Han or Sino-Tibetan language. Compellingly, Hokkien's closest relative, Teochew, shares a very common ancestral Min language with Hokkien too and Teochew is spoken in South China, Hong Kong, Cambodia, Thailand, and France.

Similar to Hong Kong people's conservation of Cantonese, if it hadn't for Taiwan's courage, under the DPP, to permit Hokkien from being overshadowed by Mandarin, then we will say goodbye to the lifestyle of future generations speaking their own mother tongues. If people discard their mother tongues, due to being fearful of Beijing massacring them or being greedy about China's growing economy in the South China newspaper, then they approve of being craven servants to imperialism. However, Taiwan is doing a good job to listen to the people rather than some corrupted government officials in the minority group and most Hokkien people in Taiwan are probably the only ones who care about people, unlike many of their Mainland counterpart and many of their Overseas counterpart.

Hokkien by TheUnknown21 February 16, 2020

Hokkiaboo 

Someone who speaks Hokkien mixed with the English language.

He's a hokkiaboo.

Hokkiaboo by ZNX April 23, 2019

hokeik 

A person who is tall and has a problem with simping for Childe from Genshin Impact.

Person 1: Hey I think I like this guy named Childe from Genshin Impact, he's soooooooo cute

Person 2: Ugh, your such a hokeik!!

hokeik by Echo Miller May 27, 2021