hokiest

Being hokier than all of the other hokey things.

<HowieFeltersnatch> i had to work in 2 churches today
<HowieFeltersnatch> i hate going to churches
<HowieFeltersnatch> especially catholic churches.. their religion is the hokiest

by HowieFeltersnatch September 7, 2007

Homiestasis

Maintaining an adequate and proper tightness level with your homies.

Man, having a job and a girlfriend is seriously fucking up my homiestasis

by JohnnyJr. November 7, 2010

Holiest of Holies

Used in the movie Pulp Fiction describing the female's vagina.

Jules puts it best:

Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.

by gangstaeewe October 14, 2003

Hokiespension

The suspension for one or more football games of a member of the Virginia Tech football team after being arrested.

VT will be playing without its starting DE who is serving a 1 game Hokiespension for being arrested and charged with aggravated assault......again.

See also: Marcus Vick

by Scriber September 28, 2006

Homiestasis

When you gotta stay neutral in a fight between homies

Kenny and Mark were fighting over the last piece of pie and I said they should split it (even tho Mark's really da main homie) cuz I had to maintain homiestasis ya know...

by ballerinawithswagga November 22, 2015

hoeiest

A girl who is very much of a hoe

She is the hoeiest girl I know

by Winniethepoo22 August 13, 2017

Hokester

Trait noun: A XC/cyclocross bike racer who spends most of his /her time training at Valmont bike park to become a wanna-be dirt jumper.

Mitch Hoke and Brady Kappius are such hokesters, I can't believe they can still ride a bike up a hill.

Professional bike team Clif Bar are nothing but a bunch of hokesters!

by Bikehacker June 16, 2012