hokey

(adj.) Something that is viewed with suspicion and/or cornyness, (i.e. a hokey sales pitch)

That was one hokey-ass movie we just saw.

hokey by Patrick January 27, 2004

Hokey

Manual cordless sweeper hokey

I can sweep up without a heavy vacuum cleaner with a hokey.

Hokey by Penname Sooner December 16, 2017

hokey

A hokey is another name for a VERY VERY loose vagina. It is derived from doing the Hokey-Pokey where you "put your left leg in, and you shake it all about" ... etc. If you can put your leg in and shake it all about in a girls vagina, then it is a hokey.

Me: man this girl i got with last night had a major hokey

friend: oh yah what do you mean?

Me: i put my whole self in and i shook it all about.

hokey by kfreezy July 17, 2006

hokey

something that is bad or uncomfortable. usually a place.

stupid hokey australia

hokey by fox220 December 18, 2003

Hokey Dina! 

A statement of unbelief or suprise.

Hokey Dina! Did you see the size of that cockroach?

Hokey Dina! by Tammy Martinez January 12, 2009

hokey pokey 

a satanic ritual which requires one to put the right foot in and then the right foot out.Put the right foor in and shake it all about. Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. And thats what it all about.

Teachers in schools perform satanic rituals by making students do the hokey pokey.

hokey pokey by steven Lee May 13, 2004

Hokey Pokey 

When a man sticks his penis in a woman's anus. Anal

Guy: "Let's try something different."
Girl:" The hokey pokey?"
Guy: "That's what it's all about. Now turn yourself around."

Hokey Pokey by chillary April 29, 2015