HowieFeltersnatch's definitions

scholljegerdes

An overweight balding man. Personality of a stump. Slightly homosexual. People around him realize his wife married down.

You are such a Scholljegerdes (gay)

by Howiefeltersnatch October 29, 2013

Enward

to show lack of intelligence

Don't do things that would make you seem Enward.

by HowieFeltersnatch September 17, 2007

hokiest

Being hokier than all of the other hokey things.

<HowieFeltersnatch> i had to work in 2 churches today
<HowieFeltersnatch> i hate going to churches
<HowieFeltersnatch> especially catholic churches.. their religion is the hokiest

by HowieFeltersnatch September 7, 2007

peniscopter

A peniscopter occurs when you spin your penis around in circles fast enough it actually lifts your body off of the ground.

I love using my peniscopter, it's the only way to fly!

by HowieFeltersnatch September 8, 2007

vaginabomb

A vaginabomb is a peniscopter's worst enemy. It causes the penis to become erect, making the peniscopter lose flight.

I was flying fine until some asshole threw vaginabombs at me. After being hit, I got hard and went down.

by HowieFeltersnatch September 22, 2007