vaginabomb

A vaginabomb is a peniscopter's worst enemy. It causes the penis to become erect, making the peniscopter lose flight.

I was flying fine until some asshole threw vaginabombs at me. After being hit, I got hard and went down.

by HowieFeltersnatch September 10, 2007

peniscopter

A peniscopter occurs when you spin your penis around in circles fast enough it actually lifts your body off of the ground.

I love using my peniscopter, it's the only way to fly!

by HowieFeltersnatch August 31, 2007

hokiest

Being hokier than all of the other hokey things.

<HowieFeltersnatch> i had to work in 2 churches today
<HowieFeltersnatch> i hate going to churches
<HowieFeltersnatch> especially catholic churches.. their religion is the hokiest

by HowieFeltersnatch August 31, 2007

scholljegerdes

An overweight balding man. Personality of a stump. Slightly homosexual. People around him realize his wife married down.

You are such a Scholljegerdes (gay)

by Howiefeltersnatch October 24, 2013

Enward

to show lack of intelligence

Don't do things that would make you seem Enward.

by HowieFeltersnatch September 07, 2007