hokem 

A ruse, ploy, or tall-tale. Bullshit.

John went to the self-help seminar, but it turned out to be more religious hokem.

hokem by Anonymus Bosch October 4, 2005

Hoemophobe 

A person who fears or hates hoes.

"There's a hoe over there! Hide me before I catch her AIDS!"
"I hate hoes, they don't deserve rights and are against my religion."
If you have said any of the above or anything like it, you may be a hoemophobe.. Don't worry! That's not necessarily a bad thing.

Hoemophobe by ThatOneGuatemalan October 8, 2015

honemoon 

It's not a real word. You mistakenly removed the wrong Y from the sentence.

"Your honeymoon is gonna be so amazing. The Y is silent"

In other words,
"our honeymoon is gonna be so amazing..."

and not,
"Your honemoon is gonna be so amazing..."

honemoon by defining_tiktok October 6, 2020

Hoked 

To randomly or unexpectedly leave anything at any point of time without any notice or prior knowledge from the opposing person or people.

That was the last time I've ever heard of Jeff. He totally hoked me!

Hoked by Willietipit May 12, 2015

Hokeh 

When you respond ok,but you dont really care or understand what they just said

If x+2 equals 10,calculate the distance to the moon.
You: Hokeh

Hokeh by jforgotten2002 January 26, 2017

Hoemaker 

When one (mainly a guy) has sex with so many different girls all the time that he turns them into hoes
A hoemaker turns girls into dick loving females hence why that guy is called a hoe-maker

Me: Julian gets so many girls and they always end up being hoes after he has sex with them

Caden: It’s because he’s a hoemaker

Hoemaker by cass03 July 2, 2019

Homemade Russian salad 

When mates are having a proper feast, and drinking lots of red wine. They’re enjoying themselves and having a brainy time.
After a while one of the dudes suddenly disappears out to take a puke. He’s delivering the deal, and when the job is done, he looks through the tears in his eyes, and realizes that the substance, which he just gave to the ground, looks totally similar to Russian salad.
He storms in to tell the other mates what a madlad he indeed is.

Dudes: “PETE! Where have you goddamn been?! All of a sudden you just disappeared.”

Pete: “Sike, just gave the ground my homemade russian salad”

Dudes: “Ahh fair man”

Homemade Russian salad by J-man The oneliner January 16, 2022