hoke

To chauffeur someone around, particularly an old lady, so that she can run errands. (Originated from the name of the black man, Hoke, in the movie Driving Miss Daisy.)

Man 1: Hey buddy, you wanna go golfing Saturday?
Man 2: I can't... I gotta hoke my mother to the hairdresser.

by Janet66 May 23, 2007

hoke

a word to say when there are no words to be said

bob: my ass is bleeding a lot

dan: hoke

by jarthoke April 8, 2009

hoke

most good; showing of emence greatness

that was hoke when I won the lottery

by IcePick Trotter July 7, 2003

hoke

A complete goober. A southern version of a jersey shore idiot.

Generally dates other hokes.

Did you see those two hokes together at that party? They were lame, I bet they listen to soulja boy and make out.

by daniel daniel February 23, 2008

hoke

a nig who falls over all the time and thinks theyre hilarious when theyre not.

wow did u guys see cassie fall right after she made those bad jokes? what a hoke.

by #1nigga February 23, 2008

hoke

Limp; not erect.

You need some of them Viagra pills, hoke boy.

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

hoke

Very similar to a joke, a hoke is a half-joke. Like when you are trying to tell someone something and they respond with an insult, so you make a joke of it. It is most commonly used in those awkward circumstance when the person you're talking to makes a complete "prick" comment.

Tim: Hey did you see that Glee episode last night?

Mike: No because I have a dick.

Tim: Haha, sorry I guess my menstrual cycle is acting up. (A key example of a hoke)

by horaceapplebottom December 6, 2011