hoipa

A hoipa is a human being that is classified a 2/10 or less by society

Look at that chick over there, such a hoipa

by KingH2 January 16, 2014

Hoiball

The style of basketball coached by Iowa State head coach Fred Hoiberg.

“If we stick to our principles,” Naz Long said, “… and play Hoiball, we’ll be fine.

by drunkstepfather January 9, 2015

hoopajoo

1. A person, thing, or situation which possesses characteristics of utter randomness and unpredictability; something undefined.

2. Any person or object, particularly a strange one, that’s name is not known by the one referring to it; like a "whatchya-call-it" or "thing-a-ma-bob."

1. -My hoopajoo of a car is really starting to bug me.
-We've gotten our selves into a real hoopajoo here.

2. -That… hoopajoo over there; could you grab it for me?
-Who’s that hoopajoo standing over there in the frilly getup.

by Brian Hindt May 25, 2005

hoiday

a day that marks one of great opportunity and recklessness, a step above holiday

a bunch of friends having an open house, or just any other good time in whatever floats your boat syn, beerfest, greatness, ant, funeral, first day of school: hoiday

by i am the man of all men July 13, 2010

Hopawate

Originated from the Australian rugby player, John Hopawate, who was suspended from playing rugby in Australia for inserting his index finger up an opponents backside.

"Woah mate you better watch out for John, he'll chuck a hopawate while you're not looking"

by hemmik April 22, 2006

Hoiyalicious

Extremely funny, marvellous, attractive and someone or something you vibe with.

I like your striped socks, they're so hoiyalicious.

by hihoiya September 26, 2018

hipacrit

someone who tells someone not to do something and goes on and does it them selves they will care if you do something to them but if they do it to you it’s no big deal

person1 oh there’s holly
person2 oh she’s such a hipacrit

by Mum look! i’m famous! October 11, 2019