An extremely contagious disease that will turn you into an attention-
hungry hipster over the course of two weeks. Very widespread in the valley, symptoms include 1000+ facebook
friends, careers in frozen
yogurt, fixie-riding, and all around hipsterribleness.
Hipster 1 "Did you hear about
ben? He caught a touch of that Hipatitis B."
Hipster
2 "Yeah I heard. Supposedly he has new jobs at TWO frozen
yogurt places."