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a word used mainly in the north, its a way of saying the word hide but with a slight canadian accent it comes out as "hoide."
joey "hoide" the Iitalian before they find him.

"hoide" they're coming

lets play some "hoide" and go seek.
hoide by Nick Haxer April 27, 2008
Related Words
hoice • hice • hotice • hoick • Hoise • holice • Honce • Hicety • Hociel • hoie
Hociel: you want drugs
me: no
Hociel by Seth N Seth March 6, 2019
This is an acronym for High Orbit Ion Cannon, a Distributed Denial-of-Service client. It seems to be an "upgraded" version of its low orbiting variant, the LOIC

The author is anonymous, an internet group promoting freedom of speech on the internet.

The tool was known to be created in regards to the infamous "wikileaks" attacks, also known as "spreading Derpes", the denial of service attacks to different payment processors denying wikileaks donations were vast and very organized.

Used mainly in Operation Leakspin

The tool is for testing purposes only, therefore the creator, who remained anonymous was not liable of any misuse, as seen in his/her disclaimer.

The high orbit ion cannon has the following features:
- High-speed multi-threaded HTTP Flood
- Simultaenously flood up to 256 websites at once
- Built in scripting system to allow the deployment of 'boosters', scripts designed to thwart DDoS counter measures and increase DoS output.
- Easy to use interface
- Can be ported over to Linux/Mac with a few bug fixes (I do not have either systems so I do
- Ability to select the number of threads in an ongoing attack
- Ability to throttle attacks individually with three settings: LOW, MEDIUM, and HIGH
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AnonHQ: "Ready up the Lazarz. "
Anons: "Low Orbit or High?"
AnonHQ: "We're hitting them big this time, prepare the HOIC"
Anons: "High Orbit it is."
Anons: "Attack Initiated."
AnonHQ: "Target Confirmed Down. Period of time to keep down: 24hours."

*24 hours later*

AnonHQ: "Cease Attacks. No lonewolfs."
Anons: "Roger That. All Attacks Have Ceased."
HOIC by http://www.Derpes.com December 12, 2010
When viewing a fit womens legs from behind, the hoigen is the gap or space between the crutch and the knees.

This is a physical attribute usually pertaining to a higher quality female form.

Also known as daylight or kransky.
Those are some tight pants that bitch is wearing today, they really accentuate her hoigen.
hoigen by Mickey F. August 3, 2009

Hoiven-Glaven 

Phrase Used by Professor Frink in the Simpsons
This was project HOIVEN-GLAVIN!!
Hoiven-Glaven by AWEZOME September 30, 2003
Named after Iowa State legend, Fred Hoiberg, it consists of drinking three shots of hard liquor in under five seconds, preferably Hawkeye vodka
"Dude, Ean did 7 Hoibergs last night. I can't believe he's not on the ground."
hoiberg by RichHomie December 14, 2013
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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