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A noise you make, as if to say "DOOOOOD"! Mainly used between me and me friends..Yes, we have issues.
<Zombie>: I'm going to eat your brain!
<Me>: HONCE!
Honce by Cheeeeeeeeese October 16, 2006
Words you can keep
A somewhat large individual who has a propensity for throwing their weight around. Can also be seen attempting to 'own' spaces with their physical presence. Communicates with everyone in a convivial manner that barely succeeds in masking the condescension inherent in every fucking word they say. They will use a lot of 'power phrases' and make nebulous claims about investment revenue streams, 'key markets' and suchlike at random and to no-one in particular.
Wow, check that cunt out, what a fucking fat honce!
Honce by Gelbum May 4, 2019
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Honce honest hone honch honcho honer Honest Abe honesdale hence honc
a type of horse that is nigga colour and is hard to take care of. Also used as slang word calling ur friends weird.
Bro, you're so honcy honce!
Honce by fesrtboj January 19, 2021

honemoon 

It's not a real word. You mistakenly removed the wrong Y from the sentence.
"Your honeymoon is gonna be so amazing. The Y is silent"

In other words,
"our honeymoon is gonna be so amazing..."

and not,
"Your honemoon is gonna be so amazing..."
honemoon by defining_tiktok October 6, 2020
Honchkrow, espically when shiny, is more of a pimp than Tyranitar and is the crime boss of pokemon. Even when not shiny they are the biggest pimps in the pokemon world. Honchkrows have Gardevoirs, Medichams, and Misdreavouses walk the street looking for customers. Honchkrows will have other pokemon steal money, kill others, collect payments, etc. Honchkrows are known to have gangwars with other Honchkrows over territory where the result is horrible with many dead Murkrows laying around. Basically, you don't want to mess with one seeing your prostitute probably belongs to him.
Battle with Honchkrow
Trainer 1: I choose Honchkrow

Trainer 2: I give up

Profesor Oak of Honchkrow
Professor Oak: (To self) Hopefully that Honchkorw doesn;t notice me

An Encounter with Honchkorw
* A wild Honchkrow Appeared*
Trainer: I promise i'll have the money in tomorrow"
*Honchkrow used Beat-Up*
Honchkrow by Honchkrow November 22, 2011

Honemoon 

To honemoon: The art of misreading something and appearing idiotic as a result.
I honemooned a sentence so bad, I went viral on tiktok as a result.
Honemoon by teachwithtadgh October 7, 2020

my honest reaction 

An internet meme which portrays one's ability to not give a fuck or not care.
You are horrid at maths

my honest reaction:
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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