A somewhat large individual who has a propensity for throwing their weight around. Can also be seen attempting to 'own' spaces with their physical presence. Communicates with everyone in a convivial manner that barely succeeds in masking the condescension inherent in every fucking word they say. They will use a lot of 'power phrases' and make nebulous claims about investment revenue streams, 'key markets' and suchlike at random and to no-one in particular.
Honchkrow, espically when shiny, is more of a pimp than Tyranitar and is the crime boss of pokemon. Even when not shiny they are the biggest pimps in the pokemon world. Honchkrows have Gardevoirs, Medichams, and Misdreavouses walk the street looking for customers. Honchkrows will have other pokemon steal money, kill others, collect payments, etc. Honchkrows are known to have gangwars with other Honchkrows over territory where the result is horrible with many dead Murkrows laying around. Basically, you don't want to mess with one seeing your prostitute probably belongs to him.
Battle with Honchkrow
Trainer 1: I choose Honchkrow
Trainer 2: I give up
Profesor Oak of Honchkrow
Professor Oak: (To self) Hopefully that Honchkorw doesn;t notice me
An Encounter with Honchkorw
* A wild Honchkrow Appeared*
Trainer: I promise i'll have the money in tomorrow"
*Honchkrow used Beat-Up*
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*