a word used mainly in the north, its a way of saying the word hide but with a slight canadian accent it comes out as "hoide."
joey "hoide" the Iitalian before they find him.

"hoide" they're coming

lets play some "hoide" and go seek.
by Nick Haxer April 17, 2008
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“Yo, that chicken burger looks hoid as f*ck my g” - Hayley
by Jimmym502 February 16, 2021
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Materials:
Hot candle wax
Bucket of shit

The women coats the inside of her vagina with a layer of hot candle wax. The man then placed his penis in a bucket of shit and places his shit coated penis inside the candle wax coated vagina. The two partners then wait for the candle wax to dry and are forever sealed in a sacred bond. (If gay the hot candle was can be placed inside the asshole).
by Alicforhigs December 16, 2016
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At spanke en lille pige med en gaffel
I am going to hoid you now
by Krons January 18, 2018
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