Skip to main content
When viewing a fit womens legs from behind, the hoigen is the gap or space between the crutch and the knees.

This is a physical attribute usually pertaining to a higher quality female form.

Also known as daylight or kransky.
Those are some tight pants that bitch is wearing today, they really accentuate her hoigen.
hoigen by Mickey F. August 3, 2009
Words you can keep

Hoiven-Glaven 

Phrase Used by Professor Frink in the Simpsons
This was project HOIVEN-GLAVIN!!
Hoiven-Glaven by AWEZOME September 30, 2003
Related Words
The hidden agenda at the root of a hoe’s promiscuity. Typically involves sleeping with people and/or performing oral pleasure for personal gain.
Watch out for her, bro, she’s always got a hogenda. Quit dating Bobby as soon as he bought her that Range Rover.
Hogenda by DoubleSizzle October 27, 2015
word you say when you hit your nuts after doing the longjump
HOYGEN!, shelby screamed
hoygen by Anonymous May 25, 2003
The game of picking up on, dating, or "doing it" with a fat chick. A game originally played by U. S. Navy sailors after too much time at sea. Anything looked good after a while. The winner of the game scored with the biggest chick in the bar or club. Rules for this game vary from location to location and may be adjusted to fit the desires of those engaged in the competition.
Lets go hogendaz tonight boys, start lookin for cushion!
hogendaz by Bubba Cop October 7, 2008

Pieter Van Den Hoogenband

Definition: The Best Name In The Universe, Period!

Background: Netherlands Olympic Swimmer
The winner of the 100m backstroke, Pieter Van Den Hoogenband.
The language of a person who types emails the exact way that is spoken. This is usually attributed to someone with a deep southern accent.
Person 1:Would you-uns answer urines phone?

Person 2: I just got the Hodgenese email...I need a translator.
Hodgenese by HFI123 July 28, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
Next