hofner 

When you have a boner for no particular reason.

Lawrence gets hofners all the time.

hofner by Elizabethanne February 26, 2007

hoenerd 

Your dads a hoe and your mums a nerd they made you and now your a HOENERD

Hoe + Nerd = hoenerd

hoenerd by I’m a dictionary 123456 March 15, 2018

biscuit-hoffer 

An overweight person, often with a large fupa, known for lack of self control and a love of pastry

Mike set me up on a blind date last night, when I walked in and she was a total biscuit-hoffer, I decided maybe I like being single. I hate Mike.

biscuit-hoffer by annanugg September 14, 2010

honered

Pronounced with a long "o".

A portmanteau of "honored" and "boner," used to describe one being arroused by an honorific situation, especially by having vast amount of power bestowed upon oneself. The first recorded use was in a Tweet by a newly inaugurated American leader.

I am honered to serve you, the great American People, as the 45th president of the United States!

honered by Hotpotato88 January 22, 2017

james horner 

Causing eargasms since 1953

I got goosebumps after hearing one of James Horner's compositions

james horner by noobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb June 30, 2011

Hoyner 

Brings Hurl everywhere, cries after losing friendly games.

Wow, that guy is such a hoyner.

Hoyner by CareersPortal March 2, 2017

Hohner 

A strong dependable guy. Mature beyond his years. Hohners have women falling for them every time they turn around. Hohners have been know to be the best of friends and in most cases boyfriends. Hohners are the worlds greatest lovers and they can be trusted with anything. Hohners are nothing short of amazing.

no, Hohners are beastlier than chuck Norris

Hohner by Scoobydadoodobaboom November 26, 2010