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A pretty chill dude who usually thinks before he talks and doesn't generally go in for societies latest stupidity. Has a interesting accent that could be mistaken for a slight southern drawl but is really due to the fact he grew up on a colony (funny farm). Probably owns a stil and drinks the odd glass of shine. Generally known to be a one woman man and pretty good with kids. Only has the usual addictions ( alcohol,hunting,fishing). Often known to be a shred business man....example, he can buy it from a Mennonite and sell it to a Scotsman and still turn a profit, or, he sure hofer'd him on the price !!
That hofer guy! He's ok in my books !
Hofer by Oceanpacific77 September 22, 2021
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One who cannot do anything right, or does it in such a way that he may be considered to be mildly retarded.
"Don't be such a hofer!"

"You really hofed that up, didn't you."

"He's hofing that up, someone better punch him in the face!"
Hofer by karobison October 1, 2011
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Ones foot (plural: Hofers)
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Corr get those stinky tootsie hofers out of my face
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Switching from ass to mouth to the vag rapidly and rember Gary nye watches u
I had the best hofer hopper with Samantha last night
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Julia Hofer

That bitch that steals all the hot guys.
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niklas hofer

Wow, What the fuc* are you talking about!?
This combination of these two words is so epic, because of Niklas and Hofer
that guy how's called "Niklas Hofer" could be veary happy!
This guy has one of the biggest cock's in the world.
He's smart powerfull(most of the times Over Powered), and a rly big cockstrong guy!
The power of cockstrong Niklas Hofer is more powerfull then any other in this world!
niklas hofer by Dremorac January 3, 2017

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Seeing that very few people have the chance to eat Hœrgüpjelly, you might as well just kiss my lips as it tastes exactly the same as my regular lips.
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