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Your dads a hoe and your mums a nerd they made you and now your a HOENERD
Hoe + Nerd = hoenerd
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Pronounced with a long "o".

A portmanteau of "honored" and "boner," used to describe one being arroused by an honorific situation, especially by having vast amount of power bestowed upon oneself. The first recorded use was in a Tweet by a newly inaugurated American leader.
I am honered to serve you, the great American People, as the 45th president of the United States!
honered by Hotpotato88 January 22, 2017

james horner 

Causing eargasms since 1953
I got goosebumps after hearing one of James Horner's compositions
A strong dependable guy. Mature beyond his years. Hohners have women falling for them every time they turn around. Hohners have been know to be the best of friends and in most cases boyfriends. Hohners are the worlds greatest lovers and they can be trusted with anything. Hohners are nothing short of amazing.
no, Hohners are beastlier than chuck Norris
Hohner by Scoobydadoodobaboom November 26, 2010

horner man 

someone who you cheat on ur spouse with. commonly used by people from the island of trinidad and tobago.
de horner man run outa de house
horner man by nea_nea August 5, 2008
A heart boner.

The feeling you get when you see someone across the room and your heart just explodes. You just want to give them your love.
1) Matthew lush created the word honer.

2) "You see that girl over there, she's giving me a honer."

3) Go subscribe to Matthew Lush on YouTube, because he will give you a honer.
Honer by larrysexslave February 2, 2015