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One who hoons. A hooner is a person who drives an exotic sportscar as it was meant to be driven.
That Jamiroquai, he's a bit of a hooner!
hooner by Bibs August 31, 2006
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noun. Little known but passionately defended term used to describe a particular model of motorcycle (and it's variants) - the Honda Hornet aka. CB 600F/CB 900F (CB 599/ CB 919 - U.S. model names). This gives rise to the verb 'to hoon'
Have you seen Chris' modded Hornet? Now that's some Hooner!

I decided that I'd go for a Hooner as my first bike and I just love it!
hooner by mightlife January 18, 2009
When one has an absolute mare or proper stinker.It can be used for any purpose indeed at any time and everyone will know how badly you have hooned.
When booking flights Ryan had the biggest hooner the world has ever seen!

Sorry to hear your nans just passed warra hooner.

The dons hoon every time they play infront of a sellout.
Hooner by raznbaz October 22, 2023
An incredibly ugly woman. Slightly more foul than a bint, but not as rancid as a minger. On a par with a munter but with saggier norks.
hooner by Mancunian B July 24, 2003
Someone who rides a hardtail mountain bike to the limits

(Allso known as a fucking G)
Your a hardtail hooner, cunt
Hooner by Hardtail hooners November 27, 2019
forcing the fumes of cannabis, through water via a disused sprite bottle with a pipe at the bottom, sucking all the air out from the top and inhaling, resulting in you getting blazed!

pass the hooner... i wna get blazed!
hooner by evisurudeboy November 29, 2006