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a male version of a cougar. as in playboy founder, hugh hefner.
person 1 : omg. my 60 year old father is dating a 20 year old.
person 2 : does that makes them a pedophile or a cougar?
person 1 : neither. it makes him a hefner.
person 2 : LOLOL.
hefner by hellyesimcool July 30, 2009
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A song created my Tana Mongeau. Released in the United States on November 6th, 2017.
Did you hear Tana Mongeaus new song Hefner? It features Bella Thorne in the music video!
Hefner by @neverbehailey November 6, 2017
Cool to it's core. Someone or something that seems to have been born under the cool star. Natural and uninhibited coolness - in a good way.

Sort of a jazz meets Buddah meets sexy kind of greatness.

When everything is just right and perfect like it couldn't be anything else.
We went to this restaurant-lounge place the other night. The food was amazing and the music was unbelievable! The whole thing was hefner, man.

hefner by Big Slick April 28, 2006
An old predator preying on a young prey
Or
An old bully who likes to bully younger people
Person 1:why our boss giving that young boy a hard time?
Person 2:because he’s the biggest Hefner

Person 1:huh??
Person 2:yeah he enjoys doing mean things to the youngsters
Hefner by Lrdwh1002 June 2, 2018
a group of 2 or more lesbian girls
"where did the hefners go?"
hefner by dmhsbaby February 23, 2019

Hefner's grand slam 

A redhead, brunette, blonde, and an asian all at the same time without getting a heart attack.
I went for Hefner's grand slam last night, but failed due to heart attack.

Hefner Syndrome 

A man with a beautiful loving and loyal wife that he takes for granted while chasing whores.
Oh, my husband? Ask his exwife, crachkwhore, babymomma, barber or any lady walking the street after dark, you know one of my wife in laws. Poor thing, he really has Hefner Syndrome.
Hefner Syndrome by J. Wife June 26, 2019
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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