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A strong dependable guy. Mature beyond his years. Hohners have women falling for them every time they turn around. Hohners have been know to be the best of friends and in most cases boyfriends. Hohners are the worlds greatest lovers and they can be trusted with anything. Hohners are nothing short of amazing.
no, Hohners are beastlier than chuck Norris
Hohner by Scoobydadoodobaboom November 26, 2010
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A person who is kind and Dependable. He will do anything for you. Hohners tend to be very Musically inclined. Hohners are also known to be the best lovers.
You don't know love till you have had a Hohner!
Hohner by joe nathans November 26, 2010
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Your dads a hoe and your mums a nerd they made you and now your a HOENERD
Hoe + Nerd = hoenerd
Pronounced with a long "o".

A portmanteau of "honored" and "boner," used to describe one being arroused by an honorific situation, especially by having vast amount of power bestowed upon oneself. The first recorded use was in a Tweet by a newly inaugurated American leader.
I am honered to serve you, the great American People, as the 45th president of the United States!
honered by Hotpotato88 January 22, 2017

james horner 

Causing eargasms since 1953
I got goosebumps after hearing one of James Horner's compositions
Brings Hurl everywhere, cries after losing friendly games.
Wow, that guy is such a hoyner.
Hoyner by CareersPortal March 2, 2017

hehnered 

The act of getting totally wasted, leaving the scene of the party for a couple of minutes, while throwing up where no one can see you. After the throwing up occurrs, drinking inevitably follows.
Guy 1: Dude, I heard you got hehnered last night?
Guy 2: Yeah bro I was real messed up.
hehnered by Frankie Mo November 19, 2006