hoff'd 

When you show up to work and somehow screw over your co-workers

Wow Bart, Mitch really hoff'd you today by not helping you!

hoff'd by 821 December 21, 2007

D Hoff 

A fat obnoxious old peice of shit. Usually gets beaten on and ocasionally gets the shit kicked out of him by little kids. Term used for beating someone up.

I am going to D Hoff that stupid bully at school tomorrow

D Hoff by johnsearupinhear March 5, 2009

Hoff-drop 

slamming someones facebook profile with many, many provocative pictures of David Hasselhoff. Best served on Birthdays. Used in place of "like" rape.

When I woke up and checked my facebook, I found that X Hoff-dropped me while I slept ... asshole!

Hoff-drop by ten nine? October 13, 2011

hoff drunk 

Being as drunk and as pathetic as David Hasslehoff after getting hammered

Dude you are totally hoff drunk!

hoff drunk by david hasselhoff the 3rd July 2, 2007

don't hassel the hoff 

Clever, albeit overused (in some circles) retort to anyone attempting to pour haterade on the parade of one Mr. David Hasselhoff.

Schmo: David Hasselhoff is gay/lame/can't sing or act, etc etc

Clever Retort: Hey, don't hassel the hoff! His legend just keeps growing. "Only in America" could such a person find such success. So don't hassel the hoff, baby...

don't hassel the hoff by Gun Slinga! January 1, 2009

da hoff 

Individual who is a mega handjob and deaf as hell, having to wear hearing aids on both your ears just to be able to bearly hear.

my grandpa lost his hearing aid, and now walks around like da hoff.

da hoff by big eazzzy May 22, 2008

Hoffdogg 

someone that kicks ass is refered to as a hoffdog.

Yo hoffdogg! you kickin tonight?

Hoffdogg by Nate March 12, 2003