hoestizer 

The act of being a hoe.

You kissed him on the first date, you little hoestizer

hoestizer by Ladyshank April 14, 2021

Hoester Strudel 

A particularly slutty girl, who may have sweet side. The strawberry filling symbolizes all that is slutty, while the icing symbolizes all that is sweet.

This can be used as a term of endearment between two close friends, or as an insult/derogatory term.

1. heyyyy my lovely hoester strudel, wanna get ready for the party together? lolololol xoxo

2. Oh my god. Did you see the amount of cleavage that bitch was showing today? She is such a Hoester Strudel.

Hoester Strudel by maddielucy December 31, 2010

Hoester 

Can refer to a slutty/non-slutty friend, who often leaves others/friends in the lurch.

1. Omg. This is the third time that he has left us hanging! Such a hoester.

2. At school, they call him -name eg Darren Hoester, he could never be relied upon to come to parties!

Hoester by cplnah August 23, 2011

Hoestile 

Adj. - when a hoe is being agressive, or hostile.

" then nasty bitch came up on me talking shit , acting all fucking HOESTILE.

Hoestile by Tbm1031 July 22, 2017

Hostilery 

Hostilery -noun.
A village pub only frequented by the inbred locals, amongst whom a sudden and eerie silence like the grave falls, upon the door being opened to admit one who clearly "ain't from aroooooound these 'eeeer parts, booooooy", accompanied by blank staring at the interloper from every single one of the aforementioned clientèle.

Azenath67

Dude, fancy going down The Dog and Hammer for a beer?
No, dude; that place is a hostilery.

Hostilery by Azenath67 June 12, 2018

Hoester 

Someone Who Posts Their Whole Life On Facebook, Particularly With 12 Or More Posts Per Hour.

Alex is such a Hoester That She posted, a breakup, a makeup, a pregnancy scare, a bitchy complaint about men in general, a political endorsement, her period calendar, her new love, her old love, her new new love, her class schedule, a list of her fears, turn-ons, turn-offs, groceries, and things to do before she dies, a chili recipe, her favorite Taco Bell Menu Items, weird pictures of her baby niece hugging a dog, a link to a site that tells you what your name would be if you were in Harry Potter, and some weird note about how best friends hurt you the most, all in seven minute period.

Hoester by Dannywestside October 20, 2012

hoestler 

Like a player but the main meaning of the word is a mix between hustler and player. Created by YoungFahrenheit

He a hoestler he got to many hoes.

hoestler by Yngft January 20, 2024