The act of someone in costume sitting on a pie and wiggling around. It is a sexual fetish and may involve crying.
Taken from Season 2 / Episode 2 of Better Call Saul
Taken from Season 2 / Episode 2 of Better Call Saul
Detective 1: So, fully clothed Mr. Wormald by himself doing what?
Detective 2: Yeah, come on, man. What?
Jimmy McGill: sighs Squat cobbler.
Detective 1: What's a s-squat cobbler?
Jimmy McGill: Squat cobbler. You know what squat cobbler is.
Detective 1: No, I don't... I don't know what a squat cobbler is.
Detective 2: No, me neither. What is it?
Jimmy McGill: What? And you two guys are cops? Hoboken Squat Cobbler. Full Moon Moon Pie. Boston Crème Splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the Ass Man. Dutch Apple Ass. Guys, am I not speaking English here?
Detective 1: What the hell is a squat cobbler?!
Jimmy McGill: It's when a man sits in pie! He sits in a pie! And he... he wiggles around. Maybe it's like Hellman's Mayonnaise. It has a different name west of the Rockies. I don't know. But, uh, technically, he does a crybaby squat, so there's tears, which makes it more specialized. Not all pie sitters cry. But I'm gonna tell you something: This guy? He's a regular Julianne Moore once he gets the waterworks cranked up.
Detective 2: Pies? What? Like apple?
Jimmy McGill: Guys, I'm not the filmmaker here, all right? Banana cream. I... uh, peach. Oh, and there... And there is a costume involved.
Detective 1: snorts You've got to be shittin' us.
Jimmy McGill: Yeah, like I would make this up. Hey, the world is a rich tapestry, my friends. But trust me on this. You don't want to see it.
Detective 2: Yeah, come on, man. What?
Jimmy McGill: sighs Squat cobbler.
Detective 1: What's a s-squat cobbler?
Jimmy McGill: Squat cobbler. You know what squat cobbler is.
Detective 1: No, I don't... I don't know what a squat cobbler is.
Detective 2: No, me neither. What is it?
Jimmy McGill: What? And you two guys are cops? Hoboken Squat Cobbler. Full Moon Moon Pie. Boston Crème Splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the Ass Man. Dutch Apple Ass. Guys, am I not speaking English here?
Detective 1: What the hell is a squat cobbler?!
Jimmy McGill: It's when a man sits in pie! He sits in a pie! And he... he wiggles around. Maybe it's like Hellman's Mayonnaise. It has a different name west of the Rockies. I don't know. But, uh, technically, he does a crybaby squat, so there's tears, which makes it more specialized. Not all pie sitters cry. But I'm gonna tell you something: This guy? He's a regular Julianne Moore once he gets the waterworks cranked up.
Detective 2: Pies? What? Like apple?
Jimmy McGill: Guys, I'm not the filmmaker here, all right? Banana cream. I... uh, peach. Oh, and there... And there is a costume involved.
Detective 1: snorts You've got to be shittin' us.
Jimmy McGill: Yeah, like I would make this up. Hey, the world is a rich tapestry, my friends. But trust me on this. You don't want to see it.
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"Go suck up to Gronk, I'll be here hooking the g to Julian Edelmann." -- Lois Griffin to Peter Griffin
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Get the hooking the g mug.A driving term for when someone wishing to turn left at an intersection quickly pulls through as soon as the light turns green, not allowing oncoming traffic going straight to clear first. This violates the right of way, is illegal and dangerous.
Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.
The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.
Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.
The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.
I don't know, officer. I knew I had the right of way so I just went straight and t-boned the guy. I think he was Hooking the Green. When is that ambulance going to get here?
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Get the Hooking the Green mug.Similar to telekinesis, but applicable only to homosexuals, homokinesis is the ability to move gay people with one's mind. This is frequently a super power used by homosexual superheroes to improve their dating life.
George: "I have the power of homokinesis. I can move gay people with my mind."
Nadia: "Where do you move them to?"
George: "Any position I like..."
Nadia: "Where do you move them to?"
George: "Any position I like..."
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Get the Homokinesis mug.1. JK is the current Duke of Hoboken. He is a self selected Big Boy. He has a history of stellar academic performance and significant athletic achievements.
2. The male ruler of certain parts of Hoboken, including Helmers and Zylo. The Duke is second in command to the King of Hoboken, Srf. The Duke lives alone in a spacious two bedroom apartment overlooking Manhattan. The two bedroom has a day bed and multiple change containers filled to the top with his riches. Although, it is lacking a bedroom curtain.
3. A position in Hoboken who can consistently slay multiple women, buy all hotdogs from the hotdog vendor, and overtip. The Duke is surrounded by his followers, whose average age is well over 50.
4. Enemies include Cake Boss fans, onions, and minorities (in theory). In reality the Duke likes and excessively tips all minorities.
5. The Duke does not receive any monetary rewards. However, he is granted doughnuts and coffee on Sunday mornings by the owners of local restaurants.
6.Known associates include the King of Hoboken and that Dude from Hoboken.
2. The male ruler of certain parts of Hoboken, including Helmers and Zylo. The Duke is second in command to the King of Hoboken, Srf. The Duke lives alone in a spacious two bedroom apartment overlooking Manhattan. The two bedroom has a day bed and multiple change containers filled to the top with his riches. Although, it is lacking a bedroom curtain.
3. A position in Hoboken who can consistently slay multiple women, buy all hotdogs from the hotdog vendor, and overtip. The Duke is surrounded by his followers, whose average age is well over 50.
4. Enemies include Cake Boss fans, onions, and minorities (in theory). In reality the Duke likes and excessively tips all minorities.
5. The Duke does not receive any monetary rewards. However, he is granted doughnuts and coffee on Sunday mornings by the owners of local restaurants.
6.Known associates include the King of Hoboken and that Dude from Hoboken.
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