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To fart while some one eats your asshole.
Dude, last night my girlfriend was giving me a rimjob, and i accidentally gave her a hoafy. It was so gross, that she barfed all over my coin purse.
hoafy by ivan yakinof December 6, 2014
Words you can keep
adjective;
1) to be "Hung-Over-As-Fuck"

noun;
2) The acronym which signifies that one is "Hung-Over-As-Fuck"
HOAF Guy: Hey boss, I'm going to have to cut out of work early today on account of being HOAF. I must have drank 25 beers last night.

Boss: That's okay (your name), why don't you go home and take a HOAF day to recover. And don't worry, your secret is safe with me...
HOAF by HOAF Guy July 19, 2012
Related Words
hoafy HoFFY hoofy HOAF hoagy bear hoay Hoffycock howfy hafya Hafyr

hoffyslapped 

When HOFFY or anyone kicks anyones ass in anything.
I Hoffyslapped daddy warbucks for 77 dotz last Saturday
hoffyslapped by Hoder April 25, 2017

Matt Heafy 

Guitarist of Flordia based metal band Trivium. At the age of 23, Matt has had considerable success for a young artist. Trivium has garnered a large following in Europe and they are now trying to achieve the same success in North America.
He plays a Dean MKH 7-string, white with the japanese flag on it.

His favorite bands include Metallica, Pantera, Queen, Megadeth, In Flames, Hate Eternal, Rammstein, Iron Maiden, Emperor, Mayhem and The Beatles

Although a very devoted fan of heavy music Matt has stated on his Trivium website bio that he was greatly influenced by The Beatles and that they are one of his favorite bands.

Matthew’s success did not come easily. He claims to have practiced eight hours a day to learn guitar when he was 12 years old, right through until present day. Matt currently plays a 7-string guitar Custom Dean Model. He uses 6-string guitars for Trivium's first two albums, Standard and Drop D Tuning on Ember to Inferno and drop D on Ascendancy. On their third record, The Crusade, he returns to standard tuning on his 6 and 7 string guitars. Heafy confesses that his next project would be to start a black metal band, but not for some time.

He plays a Dean MKH 7-string, white with the japanese flag on it.
Fake metalhead : Matt Heafy is a shitty guitarist. John5 rules!

Metalhead: Hears a snap as he snaps the fake metal heads neck.
Matt Heafy by /b/anger January 27, 2009
Short for How Old Are You? It's used in text, mostly against a stranger or sometimes just a friendly question.
Stranger: I'm old enough to be here!
Me: oh really? hoay?
Stranger: ...
hoay by Out_and_about December 10, 2013
While I was in the mens restroom meat gazing, the guy next to me had a Hoffycock.
Hoffycock by notaname69 April 26, 2017
I am a leet coder, I can code C, php, html, asp, perl, python. I also have a 15 inch cock, that all the girls love to ride. I wear glasses, which make me geeky. I am an irc god, everyone worrships me. I love to get head from pankey and likewhoa. I love girls. I don't love guys. Anal sex is good to give, not to recive.
HoFFY, may we ride your balls?!
HoFFY by HoFFY February 5, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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