hoofy

To have feet which resemble that of a horse or similar animal.
Alternatively to be "in a hoof" means to be in a mood.

"hoofy is in a hoof hoof"
"alright you hoofy cunt"

by ionamac October 12, 2007

hoofy

another word for a females genitalia (:

mommmmmy! my hoofy is bleeding!!

by Dink (: February 05, 2011

Hoofie

Hoofie, a selfie of your Camel Toe or in which a selfie where you have a horrendous camel toe

"Did you see that picture she took on Instagram"
"Yeah, that was on hell of a Hoofie"

by kfxo October 15, 2014

Hoofies

The defined crease between the top of the thigh and the curve of the butt.

Girl, those shorts are so short your hoofies are showing!

by PIXELPUNK March 21, 2015

hoofie

A skank, butt slut, whore, etc. that is usually black (not a requirement) and not at all intelligent (a definite requirement). This word is preferable as it is not considered foul language when used yet seems to get the point across to the opposite party much more effectively. This word is not yet widely used, so many do not know its meaning when it is used. So feel free to elaborate when using the word. Hoofies usually need multiple explanations anyways as they are not the sharpest tools in the shed.

Shut the FUCK up you fucking hoofies!

You are a nasty ass hoofie.

That hoofie has way too much butt sex.

by Matt Morgan December 10, 2007

hoofie

another word for a skank or slut, preferably black, stupid person

shut the FUCK up you god damn hoofie

she is such a hoofie!

by alaska f. September 14, 2007

Hoofied

Verb: when one is drugged by a horse, goat, sheep, or other cloven-foot ungulate, probably using horse tranquilizers.

"I was date-raped by a horse. He hoofied me and next thing I know, I'm lying on a bed of straw with a bag of oats over my head"

While Kelly was in the restroom, the horny goat slipped a hoofie into his drink.

by Richard Bruce Cheney November 17, 2012