HOAF

adjective;
1) to be "Hung-Over-As-Fuck"

noun;
2) The acronym which signifies that one is "Hung-Over-As-Fuck"

HOAF Guy: Hey boss, I'm going to have to cut out of work early today on account of being HOAF. I must have drank 25 beers last night.

Boss: That's okay (your name), why don't you go home and take a HOAF day to recover. And don't worry, your secret is safe with me...

HOAF by HOAF Guy July 19, 2012

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HOAF

Hard and On The Floor

Nicole: You like it hoaf?
Ashley: DUH!

HOAF by ChibiNicoless November 24, 2009

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HOAF • hoaf-hoaf • HOAFF • hoafy

hoaf-hoaf

A term used when an individual is intoxicated and attempting to say "fuck off", however the alcohol has created a maximum slur and the result linguistics are...hoaf-hoaf.

Hey Tommy, hoaf-hoaf!

hoaf-hoaf by suppan November 15, 2003

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hoafy

To fart while some one eats your asshole.

Dude, last night my girlfriend was giving me a rimjob, and i accidentally gave her a hoafy. It was so gross, that she barfed all over my coin purse.

hoafy by ivan yakinof December 6, 2014

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HOAFF

Hatred of Ariel W's fat finger. The person that has the phobia of fat fingers, typically only hates Ariel's fat fingers. HOAFF stands for hatred of fat fingers.

Person 1- Aubrey is a HOAFF
Person 2- Yeah I agree, i don't know why she hates fat fingers.
Person 1- I thinks it's because of Ariel's fat finger.

HOAFF by ilovefatfingers January 26, 2022

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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