adjective;
1) to be "Hung-Over-As-Fuck"
noun;
2) The acronym which signifies that one is "Hung-Over-As-Fuck"
1) to be "Hung-Over-As-Fuck"
noun;
2) The acronym which signifies that one is "Hung-Over-As-Fuck"
HOAF Guy: Hey boss, I'm going to have to cut out of work early today on account of being HOAF. I must have drank 25 beers last night.
Boss: That's okay (your name), why don't you go home and take a HOAF day to recover. And don't worry, your secret is safe with me...
Boss: That's okay (your name), why don't you go home and take a HOAF day to recover. And don't worry, your secret is safe with me...
by HOAF Guy July 19, 2012

Hard and On The Floor
by ChibiNicoless November 24, 2009

A term used when an individual is intoxicated and attempting to say "fuck off", however the alcohol has created a maximum slur and the result linguistics are...hoaf-hoaf.
Hey Tommy, hoaf-hoaf!
by suppan November 15, 2003
