HOAF
adjective;
1) to be "Hung-Over-As-Fuck"
noun;
2) The acronym which signifies that one is "Hung-Over-As-Fuck"
1) to be "Hung-Over-As-Fuck"
noun;
2) The acronym which signifies that one is "Hung-Over-As-Fuck"
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HOAF
HOAF by ChibiNicoless November 24, 2009
hoaf-hoaf
A term used when an individual is intoxicated and attempting to say "fuck off", however the alcohol has created a maximum slur and the result linguistics are...hoaf-hoaf.
hoafy
Dude, last night my girlfriend was giving me a rimjob, and i accidentally gave her a hoafy. It was so gross, that she barfed all over my coin purse.
hoafy by ivan yakinof December 6, 2014
HOAFF
Hatred of Ariel W's fat finger. The person that has the phobia of fat fingers, typically only hates Ariel's fat fingers. HOAFF stands for hatred of fat fingers.
Person 1- Aubrey is a HOAFF
Person 2- Yeah I agree, i don't know why she hates fat fingers.
Person 1- I thinks it's because of Ariel's fat finger.
Person 2- Yeah I agree, i don't know why she hates fat fingers.
Person 1- I thinks it's because of Ariel's fat finger.
HOAFF by ilovefatfingers January 26, 2022
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