hjttp 

Hand Job Through The Pants

She gave me a HJTTP at the theater during the movie.

hjttp by basicbri April 22, 2016

HJOTP 

Please note: To use the work correctly you must pronounce each letter separately.

The acronym for "Hand Job Over The Pants". An HJOTP is very useful in situations where risk of getting caught are higher then usual. If someone is coming around the corner, one has to simply pull their hand away from the others swollen private part and act as though nothing strange had been going on.

Popular HJOTP locations are: Theaters, funerals, grandma's house and day cares.

Ben: "Yesterday I was giving Bobby an HJOTP because his mom was in the other room."

Darryl: "No way! Did you get busted?"

Ben: "Naw man, luckily I was giving him an HJOTP and pulled away at the last second. Bobby's mom had no idea. I know Bobby sure loved it though."

Darryl: "I'm jealous ..."

HJOTP by Maffou March 13, 2008

https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstleyVEVO 

This is the link to the OG "Never gonna give you up" video. (Well minus a slash at the front because you cant have links :p)

Guy 1: Hey i have a link for you
Guy 2: can i see?
Guy 1: https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstleyVEVO
Guy 2: Seriously.
ALTERNATE TIMELINE
Guy 1: Hey i have a link for you.
Guy 2: oh can i see?
Guy 1: https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstleyVEVO
Guy 2: I'd recodnise that link anywhere. Don's even THINK about TRYING to rickrol me.
Guy 1: Frick-

https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstleyVEVO by SnowytheVulpix January 11, 2021

HTTP

In Sinhalese HTTP is abbreviation for
"Huth thige putha", (Son of a cunt or whore)

None of my HTTP friends gave me the link to Anui Kanui video

HTTP by nariya95 January 24, 2023

http://www.urbandictionary.com/ 

The best website you'll ever go to.
Has many fun, and often true, definitions of any word?

Nerd: Have you ever been to http://www.urbandictionary.com/?
Jock: Idiot, just say Urban dictionary. -_-

http://www.urbandictionary.com/ by RaveRetro February 18, 2009

https.mr.park_exe

Https.mr.park_exe is a nice,funny,crazy kpop stan that has over 20k+ followers on tiktok. She’s the sweetest person you will ever meet!well that’s only if she likes you...

Https.mr.park_exe

https.mr.park_exe by Https.mr.park_exe December 21, 2020

https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Nevr gonna give you up.

Just click on it. put your mouse over https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ and click it.

https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ by vffdd June 15, 2021