hjttp
Hand Job Through The Pants
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HJOTP
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The acronym for "Hand Job Over The Pants". An HJOTP is very useful in situations where risk of getting caught are higher then usual. If someone is coming around the corner, one has to simply pull their hand away from the others swollen private part and act as though nothing strange had been going on.
Popular HJOTP locations are: Theaters, funerals, grandma's house and day cares.
The acronym for "Hand Job Over The Pants". An HJOTP is very useful in situations where risk of getting caught are higher then usual. If someone is coming around the corner, one has to simply pull their hand away from the others swollen private part and act as though nothing strange had been going on.
Popular HJOTP locations are: Theaters, funerals, grandma's house and day cares.
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This is the link to the OG "Never gonna give you up" video. (Well minus a slash at the front because you cant have links :p)
Guy 1: Hey i have a link for you
Guy 2: can i see?
Guy 1: https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstleyVEVO
Guy 2: Seriously.
ALTERNATE TIMELINE
Guy 1: Hey i have a link for you.
Guy 2: oh can i see?
Guy 1: https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstleyVEVO
Guy 2: I'd recodnise that link anywhere. Don's even THINK about TRYING to rickrol me.
Guy 1: Frick-
Guy 2: can i see?
Guy 1: https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstleyVEVO
Guy 2: Seriously.
ALTERNATE TIMELINE
Guy 1: Hey i have a link for you.
Guy 2: oh can i see?
Guy 1: https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstleyVEVO
Guy 2: I'd recodnise that link anywhere. Don's even THINK about TRYING to rickrol me.
Guy 1: Frick-
https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstleyVEVO by SnowytheVulpix January 11, 2021
HTTP
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Https.mr.park_exe is a nice,funny,crazy kpop stan that has over 20k+ followers on tiktok. She’s the sweetest person you will ever meet!well that’s only if she likes you...
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