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Hand Job Through The Pants

She gave me a HJTTP at the theater during the movie.

hjttp by basicbri April 22, 2016

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HJOTP

Please note: To use the work correctly you must pronounce each letter separately.

The acronym for "Hand Job Over The Pants". An HJOTP is very useful in situations where risk of getting caught are higher then usual. If someone is coming around the corner, one has to simply pull their hand away from the others swollen private part and act as though nothing strange had been going on.

Popular HJOTP locations are: Theaters, funerals, grandma's house and day cares.

Ben: "Yesterday I was giving Bobby an HJOTP because his mom was in the other room."

Darryl: "No way! Did you get busted?"

Ben: "Naw man, luckily I was giving him an HJOTP and pulled away at the last second. Bobby's mom had no idea. I know Bobby sure loved it though."

Darryl: "I'm jealous ..."

HJOTP by Maffou March 13, 2008

Related Words

hjttp • http • https.xiaojun • Httpchqse • httpsranpo • HJOTP • http.chrispybang • https.dreamyart • https.goshiki • HTTPster

https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstleyVEVO

This is the link to the OG "Never gonna give you up" video. (Well minus a slash at the front because you cant have links :p)

Guy 1: Hey i have a link for you
Guy 2: can i see?
Guy 1: https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstleyVEVO
Guy 2: Seriously.
ALTERNATE TIMELINE
Guy 1: Hey i have a link for you.
Guy 2: oh can i see?
Guy 1: https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstleyVEVO
Guy 2: I'd recodnise that link anywhere. Don's even THINK about TRYING to rickrol me.
Guy 1: Frick-

https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstleyVEVO by SnowytheVulpix January 11, 2021

HTTP

In Sinhalese HTTP is abbreviation for
"Huth thige putha", (Son of a cunt or whore)

None of my HTTP friends gave me the link to Anui Kanui video

HTTP by nariya95 January 24, 2023

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The best website you'll ever go to.
Has many fun, and often true, definitions of any word?

Nerd: Have you ever been to http://www.urbandictionary.com/?
Jock: Idiot, just say Urban dictionary. -_-

http://www.urbandictionary.com/ by RaveRetro February 18, 2009

https.mr.park_exe

Https.mr.park_exe is a nice,funny,crazy kpop stan that has over 20k+ followers on tiktok. She’s the sweetest person you will ever meet!well that’s only if she likes you...

Https.mr.park_exe

https.mr.park_exe by Https.mr.park_exe December 21, 2020

https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Nevr gonna give you up.

Just click on it. put your mouse over https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ and click it.

https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ by vffdd June 15, 2021

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026