hiples 

Hairy Nipples on chicks. No one likes that!

Man I cleaned my teeth every time I kissed her nipples!

hiples by fuckretardsintheass! November 19, 2004

hiplete 

A person who is a cross between an athlete and a hipster, they enjoy art, indie music, basketball, riding fixed bikes and football. They may walk down the street wearing skinny jean cut-offs, nike mid calfs, retro running shoes, scarfs, designer glasses, thick beards, and vintage New York Yankee hats from the 1970s. They are neither the best athlete or the most liberal self absorbed hipster, but in an awkward medium state enjoying the best of both subcultures.

hipster: Hey wanna drink PBR and listen to the new Vampire Weekend album?

hiplete: Yea man! while I practice my jump shot for the game coming up!

hipster: ...... god you fucking hiplete

hiplete by hillert October 18, 2013

Hipler 

n. 1. An uber, holier-than-thou hipster. 2. A snobby, know-it-all hipster whose snobbery is painful to all those around him.

Ian thinks Keith is such a Hipler when it comes to the Portland music scene.
Urban Dictionary is a total Hipler!

Hipler by The Crystal Bethod March 21, 2011

hapless technoweenie 

a term used to describe someone who knows absolutely nothing about technology and/or electronics, as used in Hackers (1995) and can obviously be used as a kidding term or an insult.

From Hackers (1995):
Computer Goon: Mr The Plague, something weird is happening on the net.
The Plague: As in what, you hapless technoweenie?
Computer Goon: One of the Gibsons is working really hard.

hapless technoweenie by Landon783 January 4, 2014

Hapless 

Unlucky and/or Unfortunate.

#1: Dude, I lost my job, my girlfriend and my car all in the same day.

#2: You're hapless, motherfucker.

#1: I know, I know.

Hapless by Clorox eater December 15, 2009

hiplet 

A beautiful girl of the hippie variety that typically frequents Allman Bros. shows and the occasional Phish show who freely bares all with no regard to her surroundings preferrably small tootsies and a halter top and free flowing nature print skirt.

Hey man check out that hiplet over there playing her vagina like a harpsichord to the tune of Soulshine at the Allman Bros show.

hiplet by DosedinDenmark March 7, 2009

Liam Hiles 

A child that pisses everyone off and knows it but never gets in shit for it. He often makes bizarre sounds that nobody finds funny no matter how many times he does it.

"Liam Hiles is such a shitcunt."
"Miss Taylor, please make Liam Hiles shut the fuck up."

Liam Hiles by shitcunt9000 July 23, 2016