1 definition by Clorox eater

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Unlucky and/or Unfortunate.
#1: Dude, I lost my job, my girlfriend and my car all in the same day.

#2: You're hapless, motherfucker.

#1: I know, I know.
by Clorox eater December 15, 2009

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