Marsy enjoyed his Moons Over My-Hammy at Denny's, but was more excited about his to-go order of flapjacks and the impending Hingham Lockjaw he was about to experience.
Hingham guys are weed smoking, jocks, who like to get wet with their snobby white girlfriends. They are mainly ignorant, and vape in the hingham high bathroom. These peope make up 75% of Hingham's population.
rich white town in mass dominated by:
-soccer mom's wearing pink, yellow and lime green -cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns
-the boy's hockey team
-teenagers who buy shitty overpriced pot using their parents money
-golden retrievers
A South Boston town that's creepishly obsessed with Urban Dictionary, which is why all of these definitions are extremely biased towards the town. The hockey boys think they're the shit, and so do basically all of the athletes since they have no other outstanding qualities, let alone intellect, to brag about. They pride themselves on their "class" and how the town is ranked 4th in the Northeast, well, North Andover, Wellesly, and Marblehead are 3rd 2nd and 1st. Their inflated egos and extreme hatred against the North is nothing to smile upon. It's a decent town in a nice location, yet definitely not worth all the remarks it is given.
Hingham, a town on the South Shore of MA that is largely populated by hockey players, smoking hot girls, and irish catholics. Hingham's Crow Point Pizzeria is the local hot spot, everyone within a 20 mile radius knows that Crow Point is the best place to get Buffalo Chicken Calzone. The pride that the residents of Hingham have for their sports and reputation is intangible.... Famous NHL and Olympic hockey player Tony Amonte grew up in Hingham. Hingham is a town of champions and affluent people who will out-class even the finest in the country. Other rival towns such as Cohasset, Weymouth, Duxbury, and Scituate are simply blow-hards and are seen by Hingham residents as jealous and deprived of Hingham's great status.
"According toUnited States High School Hockey rankings, Hingham is ranked #4 in the state as well as #21 in the country out of a massive 2,000 ranked teams...."
"Hingham consideres people from weymouth SWEATEES, because they are seen as a bunch of low-lifes who have no pride of self-respect..."