Hangshakes
The autocorrected form of handshakes. A session of shaking for 10 hours, as of ones who only do so for 1 hour is a coward.
Hangshakes by Bro the Chicken January 6, 2019
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bavarian handshake
The act of passing one's hand through one's own lederhosen crotch flap, to shake someone else's hand. Popular at German (and German-themed) festivals.
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Vagina Handshake
When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.
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Bingley Handshake
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Nervous Flyer Handshake
When the person on the flight is apprehensive to fly so you help them relax. Typically by manual sexual stimulation.
Woman in the seat next to me was worried about flying. Let her give me a nervous flyer handshake to calm her down. Not sure about her but I need a smoke.
Nervous Flyer Handshake by HomerJ71 October 29, 2019
Handshakes with Snakes
Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)
Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".
Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).
Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".
Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).
Ed liked handshakes with snakes, at the park, on sunny afternoons.
Allen and his friends had a handshakes with snakes session, all afternoon.
Allen and his friends had a handshakes with snakes session, all afternoon.
Handshakes with Snakes by FaeSkrinkles42 May 18, 2016
Scomo Handshake
When someone tries to shake your hand but you don't want to.
So they pick up any one of your hands and shake it like a dead fish for a second and then drop it down and walk away.
Named after Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison aka "Scomo" who went on a holiday to Hawaii during the 2019/2020 Australian Bushfire National Crisis.
So they pick up any one of your hands and shake it like a dead fish for a second and then drop it down and walk away.
Named after Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison aka "Scomo" who went on a holiday to Hawaii during the 2019/2020 Australian Bushfire National Crisis.
Scomo Handshake by WazfromAus January 3, 2020
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