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Hindenberg Disaster 

After a male ejaculates into a condom, he carefully removes it and then blows it up to blimp size. He then violently shakes the blimp until it explodes leaving the girl covered in baby batter. While she is speechless you must scream out: "Oh the humanity!".
The condom ruptured in an awesome Hindenberg Disaster leaving Cindy with a mask of semen.

Hindenburging 

\ˈhin-dən-ˌbərg, -ˌbu̇rg, -, een

When a female (or male) blows air into a males foreskin, making a balloon.

Then punches his balls, creating a surprising amount of pain that ruins the moment.
"Man that hooker last night gave me a Hindenburg, and now my balls are swollen."

"I like Hindenburging. I'm into that kind of abuse"
Hindenburging by Sundog_ December 22, 2013

Hindenberg Heiny

The little boy at Walmart improved his view of the line by standing on his mommy's Hindenberg Heiny.
Hindenberg Heiny by quesondriac March 23, 2013

Hindenburg 

The act of a massive explosion occurring followed promptly by a crash and burn of said exploding object, often to the surprise of many onlookers or third-parties.
"The night was going great, until the pressure was on and I Hindenburg'ed in my pants at the very sight of her!"
Hindenburg by ImmunityZZ February 15, 2012

the Hindenburg

When one has had so much sex that their cock is rubbed raw but they have sex again anyway and it burns like a motherfucker and just as they reach a climax and cum they yell, “Oh the humanity!”
“Sorry, Betty. We need to slow down. That last fuck was the Hindenburg for me. My dick is a disaster.”

Hindenburg 

1. A famous German zeppelin which crashed in New Jersey back in 1937.
2. An extremely obese German person.
*Nick D and his homeboys are out vacationing in Munich, Germany during the Oktoberfest festival while they drink all the beer they want*

Nick D: Holy Shit y'all, run! Move out of the way because the Hindenburg is about to crash down over here!!!

*Nick D and his homies move out of the way as a very very fat man runs in between them and the crowd*

Nick D: Oh wait my bad y'all, that's just a morbidly overweight cheese hog who looks like he's trying to find the restroom. Must have the beer shits or something.
Hindenburg by Mark H September 22, 2004