quesondriac's definitions

trending down

Where the subject referred to is becoming less popular and/or incurring less activity on the internet.

Futurama is trending down courtesy of it's cancellation.

by quesondriac February 2, 2014

Blade Runner Gun

A really awesome revolver with 4 light emitting diodes, double triggers and incredible stopping power.

Patton Oswalt fears that in the future he will have a conflict with his son over his Blade Runner Gun replica.

"Hey dad I threw your blade runner gun on the roof, faggot. Maybe if you do 3 pushups I'll go get it down".

by quesondriac December 4, 2010

Akin Moment

When a politician says something stupid that offends people and gets a lot of bad press.
Especially when a man says something stupid about women.

During a U.S. Senate Race in Missouri, Todd Akin had an AKIN MOMENT when he said
that the female body can prevent pregnancy after a legitimate rape.

by quesondriac June 28, 2013

digital detox

Avoiding digital activities such as checking your phone and logging into facebook for a meaningful period of time, usually the length of a vacation.

To improve creative thinking and concentration my doctor ordered a digital detox.

by quesondriac August 28, 2013

Coconut Water

Hip people are drinking coconut water as a natural energy drink.

Sadly, claims of great health benefits are unfounded!

Coconut water tastes like dishwater mixed with Fresca.

by quesondriac November 26, 2013

Velvet

Velvet was a black cat with the softest fur ever.

Velvet never hissed and gave love unconditionally.

by quesondriac December 2, 2013

Pente

A strategy board game that is a variation of Gomoku. Pente was invented in 1977 on checkerboard table cloths at a Pizza parlor in Stillwater, Oklahoma called the Hideaway. The object is to place 5 stones in a row or capture 5 pairs of your opponents stones.

While waiting for my pizza I learned how to play Pente. Thirty years later I still have not mastered it.

by quesondriac August 13, 2010