When one has had so much sex that their cock is rubbed raw but they have sex again anyway and it burns like a motherfucker and just as they reach a climax and cum they yell, “Oh the humanity!”

During protected intercourse, the man starts to urinate inside his condom while in the doggy style position. As the condom starts filling up with pee, he pulls out and yells in his best German accent "Das Hindenburg!!" and proceeds to pee until the condom explodes all over his partners back.

When some slut who is so bad at oral sex, you're forced to cry "Oh! The humanity!" as her teeth scrape your man tool.

When your girls eyes are closed and her mouth is open, and your waiting to blow your load in her mouth. You turn around really quick and fart in her mouth.

When you have a raging hard-on, and it spontaneously combusts