hiipo 

The word "hiipo" derives from annoying parents. The kind that won't let you do anything...

person 1:Hey, can u play bf2?
Person 2:No my mom is bein a hiipo!!!
Person 1:a hippo or a hiipo?
Person 2:A HIIPO!

hiipo by Unknown8945646223 January 12, 2009

hippocritic 

This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.

After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."

hippocritic by jpg3 October 8, 2011

Hippo stomp 

Somone or something be violently stepped upon by heavy persons or creatures is called the hippo stomp. This is especially true when done with vigor and malice.

Man, those bikers really gave those punks the hippo stomp!

Hippo stomp by I, Wreckerrr October 11, 2016

Henrietta R. Hippo

A name for the Queen of England as suggested by Homer Simpson from "The Simpsons"

Homer: This woman however, is an imposter! Her luggage is inscribed "H.R.H."- which means her real name must be Henrietta R. Hippo!

Lisa: Why did you let him be his own barrister?

Marge: What difference could it make? He hit the friggin' queen!

Henrietta R. Hippo by mr. carmak's new car February 26, 2011

Flag Hippo 

A magical hippo inspired by comedian Tim Vine that has the ability to point out flags (rather unsuccesfully) on a poster with flags on it

Crowd : 'FLAG HIPPO! FLAG HIPPO!'

(FH enters stage)

Tim Vine :'Which one's Canada?'

(FH points randomly at poster)

TV:'Which one's Bulgaria?'

(FH points randomly at poster) etc.

Flag Hippo by EmJay Jordan August 26, 2011

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat 

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)

Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

hippo's yawn 

a simile for a particularly large vagina, named so because it resembles a hippo yawning. minus the big teeth a hippo possesses of course. that would just be weird.

a hippo's yawn can usually be found attached to a slosher or perhaps a lady that has given birth to twins with heads like south park's mr mackey.

trevor : how'd it go with that slag last night then?
pete : mate, she had a minge like a hippo's yawn
trevor : that bad huh?
pete : seriously, it was like stirring a bucket of wallpaper paste with a pencil

hippo's yawn by MrCasual January 6, 2011