Hippobottomus

Having a hippobottomus means to showcase a rather excessive amount of flesh in the buttocks area of the body. It is an exceedingly insulting comment to declare one's buttocks a hippobottomus. It is commonly used in the clothing department of speech, as a sales assisstant may need to advertise clothing in the hippobottomus size, which is pants with 100x XL size. A hippobottomus is generally about 10000cm wide, and needs extra-stretchy clothes. Hippobottomus sizes of clothing might only be available from orders from online websites devoted to hippobottomus sizes of clothing. It is a major exaggeration to name one's buttocks a hippobottomus, but also is an extreme insult.

I am sorry, Ma'am, but we do not have these pants in the hippobottomus size.

by Cantaloupes4Ever June 10, 2017

hippobottomus

A woman with a normal-sized body with an INSANELY large ass.

"I was chatting up this chick at a booth, and all of a sudden as we get up to dance, I could see she was a full-blown hippobottomus!"

by George Clinton, Captain of the Funk Ship October 22, 2007

Hippobottomus

A woman with an enormous, hippo sized Bum.

Chad - Jeezus, look at the Butt on Tanya...
Cooper - Yeah she's a real Hippobottomus!

by BennyKoops June 29, 2016

hippobottomless

A female, usually a little chunky, wearing no panties.

Dude, did you see the latest pics of Britney going hippobottomless?

by eidco January 12, 2007

Hippobottomass

A person with a large posterior

Oh my god have you seen how big Jenny's but is? She is a hippobottomass!!

by affleck April 29, 2009

Hippobottomass

A large butt resembling that of a hippopotatumas

I could sit a glass on that great big hippobottomass

by munty3000 May 15, 2013

Hipporottamus

The fattest of oafs. A man under 5ft tall who lacks any form of skill or ability.

"Did you see that guy wiff his shot? He's a hipporottamus!"

by Neeps July 5, 2019