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hipocrite 

1.)Someone who says something that even (s)he disagrees with.

2.) A person who is the exact opposite of what (s)he is.

3.)Anyone who discriminates against people or things that are just like them or that they do.
1.)Stoner: "Weed isn't good for you at all, man!" = HIPOCRITE!!
-or-
"Don't smoke weed!" = HIPOCRITE!!

2.)The Devil: "I am such a holy person!" = HIPOCRITE!!

3.)Whigger: "Dude, you gotta stop tryin to be some who you're not...just be yourself, dawg!" = HIPOCRITE!!
hipocrite by Bones_25 January 9, 2008

Hipocrite 

A hipocrite is a person who states thet sont like when you do something and does the exact thing.
"Hey, you why do you have an umbrella over your head? It's only drizzling." Said Addi, but Addi has an umbrella over her head. " GIRL YOU HAVE AN UMBRELLA OVER YOUR HEAD!" says Mack. "Your being a hipocrite!"
Hipocrite by YOURUBERDRIVER October 26, 2018

hipocrite 

A hypocrite is someone who is critical of a certain practice when they themselves are engaging in the very same practice.
Anyone who supports illegal immigration in Arizona yet maintains locks on the doors of their homes and businesses to keep people from just walking in and taking anything they may need to make a better life for themselves or their families is a hipocrite.
hipocrite by markwonder May 7, 2010

Hipocrite 

Someone that says one thing but does another
Jessica:don’t hang out with Aubrey and Bella

Jessica,Kinsley,Gracie hang out with me and Bella

Jessica:don’t talk to me

Aubrey:Jessica is such a hipocrite
Hipocrite by Aubrey_3013 April 9, 2019

Hipocrite 

When someone is so drunk they can't spell hypocrite but tell others not to be drunk
Still, I'm allowed to bring a hipocrite(spelling)
Hipocrite by Acier December 31, 2017

hippocritic 

This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.
After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."
hippocritic by jpg3 October 8, 2011