hippoclit 

1. A woman with a very large clitoris.
2. A fat and bitchy hypocrite.

1. Don't worry, sounds like she had a hippoclit, no wonder she couldn't feel anything down there.
2. You're such a hippoclit, insulting people for doing something and then doing the same thing later on.

hippoclit by sonapers July 7, 2011

hippoclit 

a fat woman who is a hypocrite

That fat bitch needs to shut the hell up, she's acting like a god damn hippoclit.

hippoclit by fishabike February 26, 2011

Hippoclit 

Hilarious play on the word hypocrite.

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Part of Speech: noun
Definition: person who pretends, is deceitful

Friend A: "Did you hear that Sarah Palin's family used to seek medical attention in Canada when she was growing up? Is it just me, or is she not vehemently opposed to 'socialized medicine?'"

Friend B: "Yeaaaah...everybody knows that fucker is a hippoclit."

Hippoclit by ChaChing! December 14, 2010

hippoclit 

ramming the clit with a hard object, like a hippo would

man i gave that girl the ol' hippoclit and she made the o face oooooo ooooo

hippoclit by dave November 4, 2003

hippoclit 

A fat women who’s hypocritical

Amy tumor is a massive hippoclit

hippoclit by The big bob boi June 23, 2020

hippocritic 

This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.

After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."

hippocritic by jpg3 October 8, 2011

hippocritical 

Adj. Being both large and judgmental of others.

I don't mean to be hippocritical, but that person should not be wearing those tight clothes.

hippocritical by Karaoke Roy November 8, 2013