When you smoke weed you get high. When you read books you get educated. However, when you smoke weed and read books at the same time you get high educated.

Random person: How did you get so highly educated!!!!
Quiet kid: By smoking weed and reading books at the same time…
Random person: Cool so what did you learn?!?!
Quiet kid: Bruce Lee Chicken Norris level fighting techniques and styles
Random person: Other than that???
Quiet kid: Comebacks and roasts directed at the school bully and also how to shoot up the school with an AK-47
School Bully: DiReCteD at wHo
Quiet kid: You
School Bully: *Charges and prepares to kick quiet kid’s ass
Quiet kid: *Kicks school bully with a flying dick*
School bully: *face gets disfigured * *loses 4.20 teeth and breaks 69 bones leaving him paralysed*
School nurse with an X-ray: *noice*
Quiet kid: Reaches for his bag
Class clown: EvEryOne ruNNnnn
* No one runnnns*
Quiet kid: Shoots school bully to death with an AR-15
School bully: *flipping dies*
School bullies’s accomplices: *fricking dies*

Whole school: Starts cheering
Everyone one at school: CAREFULLY HE’S A HERO

Highly Educated by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 13, 2021

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Hily

Hily is an online dating application. Named as an acronym for "Hey, I Like You", the app is designed to recommend potential matches by analyzing users' backgrounds, interests, and app activity.

We've met on Hily

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Higlet

The result of cross breeding between a Hamster and a Piglet. Higlets are known to be mentally retarded, have no co-ordination and little, if any, dignity. Higlets are angry creatures by nature and often prey on young oriental children.

Maaaaan! That Higlet just got smashed by that taxi!!

Higlet by Ernlar June 18, 2011

dick hilly

Looking dumb, salty or regret for being in a situation

(Lor scoota) *cholly was there when i left a nigga dick hilly*

(Lor scoota) *cholly was there when i left a nigga dick hilly

If i walk to the store im gonna be dick hilly if they're closed

dick hilly by bmorecitybitch September 12, 2016

Hilly-billy-villy

An undesirable location (city, suburb, neighborhood, shopping center, restaurant, club, bar etc...) usually associated with "Hillbillys", low rent people or things, skanks, or ill-mannered humans and their dwellings...

Collin: "Mom- just had a great job offer from a firm in Joliet, Illinois....great salary and good benifits too. I might consider relocating there from Manhattan.
Collins Mom: "Have you lost your mind?! You have a good job in New York, and you want to throw it all away to live in Joliet, Ill. which is basically known for Joliet state penetentiay, bikers, and cornfields! That place is gross, its positively HILLY-BILLY-VILLY!

Hilly-billy-villy by Carlye Samatas February 4, 2010

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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