hideur

French word for : ugly loser who works at minimum wage

-what a loser, working at a subway
-I know right, he's such a "hideur"

by Kyuu16 November 16, 2016

hickey hider

a nickname for a turtleneck. there’s a pretty good chance a girl recently hooked up w someone when she’s wearing one

Anna: Fuck dude can I borrow a hickey hider for school tmr?
Emily: Of course, I gotchu girl. Did you hook up with Tyson again last night?
Anna: Maybe...

by ur b1tch November 27, 2019

Bite Hider

The annoying character in every single zombie movie that chooses to hide his/her zombie bite from the group. This bite usually occurs during a tense combat situation or retreat from zombies while running to a sheltered environment. The bite festers and only turns the recipient of the bite at the WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT for the group. A "bite hider" will usually respond "oh, just a scratch" when asked by the other members if they're hurt.

Sometimes the bite hider has no idea they will turn into a zombie and some times they do. Both are annoying.

The pregnant woman in the Dawn of the Dead (2004) remake was a "bite hider" - she was aided by her boyfriend in the deception. Her bite festered and she turned - AND - in turn, turned her unborn child into a zombie.

In Resident Evil Extinction (2007), L.J. Wayne (Mike Epps) hides the bite he receives and then turns AT THE WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT. Yep.

by Necropology May 1, 2012

Attention hider

Basically the opposite to an attention seeker they try to hide themselves and don't like the attention on them.

"Oh Rebecca's such an attention hider"

by Clay ney August 14, 2017

hiderous

A commpond of hiedeous and rediculous.

That big hair of her is just down right hiderous!!

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt October 20, 2007

Gerbil Hider

One who places gerbils into the body for sexual pleasure.

He puts gerbils in his rectum. He is a gerbil hider.

by llcalejr April 29, 2019

Dong Hider

one who likes to makes dicks disappear. a magician of sorts who makes penises vanish in strange places like his mouth or butt.

"like.... holy crap, justin timerlake is so hot. i could totally go Dong Hider on him."

"yeah, too bad Gay Tee only sleeps with straight dudes."

by stu in the zoo February 11, 2008