Definitions by llcalejr

DDW

When you think you see a hot looking person although it was only a Distance Does Wonders and they are NASTY up close!

I saw them from far and thought how beautiful until they were close only a DDW!

DDW by llcalejr May 15, 2019

Jack a Doodle Doo 

A perversion of the children noise of a chicken, cock a doodle doo. Cock is itself a slang word meaning penis. Thus Jack would be an action to the penis as to Jack Off. Doodle is a slang for sex. Thus meaning a action of sexual pleasure with out intercourse. To Jack off is done alone. Jack a Doodle Doo would be done by two persons to obtain sexual pleasure. The analogy of going to 3rd base.

Larry and Michelle do not go all the way, they just Jack a Doodle Doo.

Jack a Doodle Doo by llcalejr May 13, 2019

Handnication 

The choice of masturbation, over fornication outside of a marriage.

I will never cheat, so when I get a no, it is handnication time.

Handnication by llcalejr May 8, 2019

Army Way 

Describes how you do a task in the Army. A training manual dictates the proper way to do a job. It may not be the best way, but in the Army it is the only way.

Do it the Army way, so First Sergeant will let us go home.

Army Way by llcalejr May 8, 2019

Gerbil Hider 

One who places gerbils into the body for sexual pleasure.

He puts gerbils in his rectum. He is a gerbil hider.

Gerbil Hider by llcalejr April 29, 2019