Demicci D. Dior-Britt's definitions

slap your plastics

This is a term referring to one thumbing through all the cards in his wallet to decide beffore hand which ones are good for use with an available debit, credit or ATM withdrawel balance. This is proper in considering saving ones own face by avoiding the posibility of being turned away for a declined account. One should keep the good cards with him in his card organizer and slap the maxed ones down on the countertop, in the rubberbanded collection of stollen cards or, hell, just discard the bitches. Further more just pay the premiums and don't offer me drinks out until you get your *#@$ together!

Please slap your plastics before we get to the check-out counter to avoid last weeks embaressing scene and a sore back from bending over to pick up our faces at the head of this long line.

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt January 16, 2007

hedifuckindiculous

This term refers to something being or someone being in the opinion of the observer extremely endoweed with awful looks, ways or expressions to the point of being just plan rediculously hedious to an unfathemable extreme. This is suggetive of the subject needing to be beat or just publicaly outed for their wrongness. Oakland, CA's stuck-up well to do, ghetto fabulous black prissy girls, residents of Oakland's hillside community, Monclair and Berkeley UC socialites covette this term.

Oh no, here comes this persistant morone again trying to get at my time for a date, as if I am living to be wooned by his hedifuckindiculous ass fugaface bearing no form of grace for me! Yuck to the tenth power!!!!!!!!! Hide me?

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt January 16, 2007

nub

A small penis after erection. Especially used to describe the penis of fat men and body builders on steroids.

Jimmy is fat, therfore like most fat asses he is endowed with a nub, I'm sure. As for his brother, the body builder, still a nub!

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt January 20, 2007

choad

A short fat penis, usually cut.

I don't take choads up the rear because small nubs usually induce more pain.

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt January 20, 2007

pooch

This terms, used by LGBT clubbers, refers to the one being in the process of perfecting his/her own looks, attitude, style, personality and/or all the above and is only so if this process is seen by an other's perspective as being pleasing to his/her (the observers) standards. One might even say this would be the extreme reference to express ones approval. When one is referred to as pooched this is to say the final view of ones attire is on hit status. To queer folk describing someone as pooched is the ultimate compliment. This term is embraced by queer folk in the USA from coast to coast.

Girlfriend's fashions were pooched from head to toe! Her mission to pooch was set out in fierce armour of the finest couture garb. She aced her effect with brim, bag and boots to match as carried on pooching at last nights function!

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt December 12, 2006

jackass of all trades

A person who very hard to work with and a fuck-up at almost anything, but thinks he is good. Tends to be vocal but never about his own ability to seemingly always fuck things up.

My no count ass brother in-law is the biggest loser. He's just a jackass of all trades!

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 3, 2007

secret sissy

A usually very masculine guy who is in the closet about his homosexuality. These guys tend to date women but are really just useing it to cover up his desire for men.

I was surprised to find out just how many jocks at my school were secret sissy's.

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 3, 2007