hesseford 

A fucking loser who no one likes. Very flambouyantly gay. also know as a Hes-E

Look at hesseford trying to fuck that goat! (mehheh)

hesseford by Rob March 23, 2003

Hereford Special  

The Hereford Special is the sexual act of forcing a sizeable amount of uncooked ground beef into a woman's vagina, engaging in vaginal intercourse, and then striking her stomach with your fist, foot, or head, causing the aforementioned beef to jettison out of the vaginal cavity. (This particular act is best performed on a woman who is lactating.)
-Vegetarians may use tofu or any other acceptable meat substitute.

Also referred to as the "Meat Skeet."

"Who wants to ride the Hereford Special ?"

Guy 1: "Dude, I just gave this chick the Hereford Special!"
Guy 2: "Don't talk to me ever again."

Hereford Special by McNerney March 19, 2008

Hereford

Supposedly a city, but actually a village on the welsh borders. Everyone is happy there, because the fumes of the Bulmers Cider factory leave everyone in a permanant state of tipsyness.

Very bad traffic. Always.

Large population of Welsh and Polish people, Herefordians cant understand either of them :P

Also famous for Hereford Cattle.

A very nice place to be.

herefordian farmer- alright my love? im from hereford!

saaf yuppie- yeah hey, where?

Hereford by Ohreily August 22, 2008

Herefordian 

Herefordian, is a breed of person who originates from Hereford UK. Quiet and happy folk who spend the majority of their day sat in traffic on Belmont Road, Whitecross Road, Edgar Street or any other road in hereford. Herefordians can often be found anywhere other than their native Hereford as they like day release from their awful town which seems to be stuck in the 60's. Although there is not much for them to do in Hereford you will quite often hear them say "i wouldnt live anywhere else"

Most Herefordians in some way or another were part of or know somebody in the SAS, and most drunken men will tell you that it was them that abseiled down the front of the iranian embassy in london but....... shhhh Dont tell anyone!

Herefordian

Poor us a cider mate

Hereford United we love you! our supporters are the best!

(all 1000 of them!)

Herefordian by Ooohahhh February 15, 2012

herefordshire 

The one and only Shire in the world.

The inspiration for J.R.R.Tolkiens 'the Shire' in Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit.

Erry one sounds like a right farmer 'round here.

There are plenty of Cider Breweries, but never enough.

The 'h' in Hereford and Herefordshire is often silent.

I'm from Herefordshire, me lover.

herefordshire by DaKomodo February 22, 2015

Hereford

The most awesome breed of cattle ever. Red coats with white heads, necks, bellies, tail switches, and occasionally feet. Originated in Herefordshire, England. Known for their excellent marbling quality in the meat and docile disposition.

Look at that cow that just won the show!

Yeah, it's a Hereford , duh!

Hereford by dancinglion June 28, 2011

Hereford Zone 

A rural location in northern Baltimore County, Maryland. The "Zone" is bordered by Carroll County to the west, Harford County to the east, York County, Pennsylvania to the north and the suburban sprall of Hunt Valley, Towson, Lutherville-Timonium etc. to the south.
The Hereford Zone is set apart from the remainder of Baltimore County due to it's rural setting and it's snow line. Anybody traveling Interstate 83 can attest to the snow line at Mt. Carmel Rd. where the snow magically stops to the south.

The Hereford Zone is set apart from the remainder of Baltimore County due to it's rural setting. Interstate 83 runs through it.

Hereford Zone by Parkton Pete May 2, 2006