herpology

The defenition of having either cold sores or herpes on one or more parts of the body

Me : Omg , you must be the expert in herpology
Them : as a matter of fact , yes i am !

by THE_JAR August 4, 2024

Derpology

The study of herp and/or derp.

Friend: What are you going to college for?

You: Oh, I'm getting my masters in Derpology

by Lol I'm a cat September 30, 2011

Derpology

Derpology is the study of stupid people who are known throughout their communities as the derpy ones. This term can be offensive, for example " OI YOU DERP ". You can study this at the university of derpington, you may also Herp.

" OI YOU DERP "
" YOU DERP "
" YOUR SUCH A DERPING DERP"

These are examples of Derpology.

by elderpador May 22, 2012

hapology

Hapology is a half-hearted apology.

It represents an apology which doesn't mean much. Like saying 'sorry' when you don't mean it.

For example, you've just had a round of beer with your friends and when you reach home your wife vents her fury on you! She is almost about to hit you with your baseball bat when you say sorry to avoid physical damage.

That is a hapology.

I had to tender an hapology for hitting that fat lady, but really, give me a chance and I'll do that again.

by Tantanoo November 4, 2009

Hectology

Hectology refers to the state of the art of understanding the female psyche to the point of being able to melt any girls' heart, a guy that is sweet and sexy that can enchant any girl.

" I got my degree in Hectology at the University of California."

by KatyxX September 1, 2009

Hoopology

The exact science of comparing the radius and circumference of a girls hoop earrings versus how open the girl is to having sex with a black man. The larger the hoops the more willing. Large hoops may warn white men that they are incapable of the kind of blatant ignorance and disrespect to get with such a woman.

The scientific formula is as follows:
If ,radius = R circumference =C
Then C(2R - 1n) = Total Whore

Basic hoopology would tell you that the girl at the grocery store, wouldn't give me the time of day because i don't look like Jay Z, my pants aren't low enough , I don't have a gold tooth, And I refuse to put a gun to her head to ask her out.

by ezekiel 3900 March 4, 2010

HOEPOLOGY

1 a : a formal justification by a hoe or to a hoe: defense b : excuse 2a
2 : an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret <a public apology>
3 : a poor substitute : makeshift

1. Jesse James needed to hoepologize to Sandra Bullock.
2. Porn star Joslyn James demands a hoepology!
3. How many politicians will hoepologize this year?

by g5hoe May 21, 2010