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Herpetologist

Person 1: What is your job?
Person 2: I am a herpetologist.
Herpetologist by Common Russian April 18, 2018

herpestologist 

Someone who studies STDs that are contracted by being intimate with snakes or other reptiles.
If you actually enjoy getting blowjobs from diamondbacks or cottonmouths, you might need to consult someone other than a herpestologist if things don't end well during one such "toothy" encounter!
herpestologist by QuacksO October 28, 2020

Herpotologist

one who studies things that are almost the same, but are slightly different
Jenni-" Man, that was a good arse orange."
Kyle-"Double U tee eff! That was a clemintine!"
Herpotologist-"That is correct, sir."
Herpotologist by Sammy Citrus April 26, 2005

herpology 

The defenition of having either cold sores or herpes on one or more parts of the body
Me : Omg , you must be the expert in herpology
Them : as a matter of fact , yes i am !
herpology by THE_JAR August 4, 2024
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026