herp

A reptile or amphibian, derived from "herpetology."

As usual, complete idiots come on to Urban Dictionary and make misspell their STD's.
I love my pet herp.
by Kenthar January 09, 2004
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Short slang for a herpies infected individual.
Dude, does she have herp?
by Olive October 09, 2003
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Herp and Derp (male) OR Herpina and Derpina (Female).

Generic names used on 9gag.com and other similar webpages.

Like X and Y are used in math.

Herp is usually primary person and Derp secondary person.
Herp Calls Derp on cellphone.
Derp says "Hi, Herp"
Herp says "Why didn´t you come to the party man !!!".
Derp says "Sorry Mate, i am busy these days."

etc.
by elvar8 July 26, 2012
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a game in which players play in a version of tag. best played in school. in order to play follow these instructions...

1. steal something from the teachers desk, the game is most fun when the object is, a)large b)the teachers personal property or c)makes alot of noise when dropped on a tile floor
2.the person starts the game by hitting another player with the object and stating "dont die with it!". "dying with it" maens you got caught with the object and the game is over.
3.players pass object during class untill someone dies with the object.

basically you DO NOT want to die with it . i have seen players get to almost tears because they died with it. this game is most fun when someone really doesnt want to die with it, so they will go at all lengths to not die, as in hitting another player with the object and then picking it up with a tissue and returning it.
dude the whole class got written up last block for playing herp. i think the teachers are going to have a herp awareness meeting tomorrow after school.
by cheeko February 11, 2005
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a bizzare laugh derived from the sounds of fat albert.

see also hay hay hay
"Herp, herp, herp!"
"WTF!?!??!"
"I'm laughing at you! Herp, herp, herp!"
by Arthur November 17, 2003
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Herpes

One with Herp - has herpes

Herpes, the HSV (Herpes Simplex Virus) relative of chicken pox, herpes lays dormant until times of immunocompromisation when it will reinfect an individual for the rest of their lives.

That Herped Whore
Dude shes peppered with Herp
HAHAHAHA dude you caught herp
I gotta get ma herp checked first bitch
by Deanios November 23, 2007
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1 - used as a function word to express assent or agreement : YES 2 - an expression or gesture of greeting : HELLO 3 - used at the end of a statement to signify the statements end Antonym : NERP
Person 1: Are we going out tonight?
Person 2: Herp!

Person 1: Hello.
Person 2: Herp!

Lets go out to dinner herp.
by J-Rock November 06, 2004
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