Hectology refers to the state of the art of understanding the female psyche to the point of being able to melt any girls' heart, a guy that is sweet and sexy that can enchant any girl.
1: A look into the fasinating world of different bodily tissues, and how they work/interact with each other.
2: The absolute worst class any biology-related major will ever take; the kind that is necessary for several disciplines, but supremely boring and detail-oriented to the point of soul-crushing, mind-numbing horror. This is the kind of class that smart people hate.
Me: Hey dude you wanna hit up Magnolia's and mack on some cupcakes?
You: {drools, vacant stare straight ahead}
Me: Oh no, you've been studying for our upcoming histology exam, haven't you?
You: {no change in previous behavior}
Me: Sigh... I've lost another esteemed colleague and valued friend to the depressing hole which is the study of Histology :(
The study of hentai and affiliated aspects of lewd Japanese animation and art. Can be studied and examined at levels up to university, and is a well respected and practiced field of animation examination.
Hey bro, I've been thinking of taking a course on Hentology, do you think I should study it?
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.