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Hoopology

The exact science of comparing the radius and circumference of a girls hoop earrings versus how open the girl is to having sex with a black man. The larger the hoops the more willing. Large hoops may warn white men that they are incapable of the kind of blatant ignorance and disrespect to get with such a woman.

The scientific formula is as follows:
If ,radius = R circumference =C
Then C(2R - 1n) = Total Whore
Basic hoopology would tell you that the girl at the grocery store, wouldn't give me the time of day because i don't look like Jay Z, my pants aren't low enough , I don't have a gold tooth, And I refuse to put a gun to her head to ask her out.
by ezekiel 3900 March 4, 2010
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hapology

Hapology is a half-hearted apology.

It represents an apology which doesn't mean much. Like saying 'sorry' when you don't mean it.

For example, you've just had a round of beer with your friends and when you reach home your wife vents her fury on you! She is almost about to hit you with your baseball bat when you say sorry to avoid physical damage.

That is a hapology.
I had to tender an hapology for hitting that fat lady, but really, give me a chance and I'll do that again.
by Tantanoo November 4, 2009
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poopology

The study of fecal matter expelled from the anus.
Poopology is not an exact science.
by certified poopologist April 9, 2004
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hobology

"These two were dipping lettuce into coke, then licking and sucking on the lettuce. When I walked by them they appeared to be engaged in deep conversation, speaking in their own hobotastic dialect. I didn't want to distrub this facinating exchange, and so I decided to take a picture from a distance instead of approaching. This is often my method of study, because it is hard to properly photograph a hobo once it knows that you have entered it's hobotat. They become quite edgy and often attack verbally."
-from geocities.com/wannabeshoes//hobology
by One Eyed Zombie August 13, 2004
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hoodologist

Someone who understands the african american culture; good and bad... A person who has gained through experience the expert knowledge on the art of their urban setting.
A hoodologist is a person who openly and objectively studies hood or ghetto actions. The hoodologist has his community under microscope and is well informed on the different levels of urbanite actions, communications and social classes in that same community.
by hoodologist October 13, 2009
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homopologist

One , who isn't necessarily gay themselves , but is sympathetic to the cause of making homosexuality more acceptable and mainstream .
I told Mike his pants looked pretty gay , and two homopologists that happened to hear us talking , jumped right in to the conversation telling me I shouldn't use that word so casually.
by ultramagB August 1, 2011
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Hoeology

A guide to understand Hoe behavior, and Hoe tendency. Or the study of a Hoe behavior, and Hoe tendency.
1) If she sleeps with guys after knowing them less then a week she is a hoe
2) If she loves guys after sleeping with them and she only knew them less then 2 weeks she’s a hoe
3) If she goes for only one type of guy she has potential to be a hoe
I. If she generalize what guys she dates
II. Or if she only dates one type of guy
III. Dates dirty guys or guys that a hoes
IV. Believe that certain types of guys are perfect
4) She is a cock tease potential to be a hoe
I. Dress like a hoe but never gives up anything
II. Thinks its cute to tease and play mind games
III. Dress To sexy and flaunts their gifts
5) Being annoying and
I. being confusing and playing games can be a hoe
6) Dressing to much like a hoe
I. Gives it up too much
7) When they become friends with you when she knows you like her
I. She Flaunts your friendship
II. Tells you constantly there can never be nothing more, but in reality if your such a great friend why wouldn’t you be a good b/f????
8) When she calls you repeatedly about another guy constantly
I. If she calls you about same problem about her b/f …
II. When the guy keeps treating her wrong and she never learns shes a hoe
9) If she ask to borrow anything of your things for another guy

If you meet a girl and she meets two things off this list she is a hoe… This list will be continued when we have found more hoe tendency’s
And always remember you cant turn a hoe into a house wife, hoes dont act right
by Sxu 220 October 2, 2004
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