herped

someone who is too damn sick with herpes or some form of STD that you dont even want to touch!

Damn, did you see that girl's herped up lip.

by Marvin Aceves February 22, 2005

Herped

The action of getting herpes in the past tense. Super gross and should be avoided all costs.

oh god I got herped last night by this random ass girl in a hot dog suit

by horseluver666 January 3, 2017

herped up

to imlpy someone sleeps around way too much and being close to them in any way isn't cool. Simply speaking to the person is so scummy that you will figuratively get any form of VD, not just herpies.

Don't hang out with her, you'll get all herped up. or, Stay out of her office, you'll get yourself all herped up.

by radistag July 24, 2006

Herped Bat Flaps

Noun

The unwashed hanging underarm skin of a morbidly obese person. Such an ailment has a tendency to form yeast deposits. If gone untreated, extra yeast deposits will occur.

"Spreading his arms wide, The Fatman's herped bat flaps spread his yeast spores to the populace.

by The Bakinnator January 19, 2014

herped ass dick

N. When a man's penis is covered with tiny red dots. This is called herpes. Herpes can be passed on due to sexual intercourse.

N. When a dick-headed little boy falls into a batch of herpes-infested needles, he therefore becomes a herped ass dick.

John, quit playing with those needles you herped ass dick!

by Doo doo brownish September 16, 2008

Herped up

When someone has herpies you could say there herped up.

Damn bro your herped up.

by Losingblood May 9, 2025

Herpdert

When a marriage of two different people from two different cultures have an outdoor ceremony but the pastor is Jewish

Did you go to the Herpdert last weekend?

by leatherwings February 25, 2015