Herpederpetologist

Someone who claims to be a scientist, but is dumber than a snake.

Ted Haggard is a Herpederpetologist.

by Drohczid January 15, 2026

herpedurptologist

The study of retarded lizards and reptiles

Hey have you met bob?
he's the local herpedurptologist for the national park service

by the retarded lizard guy October 21, 2011