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The action of getting herpes in the past tense. Super gross and should be avoided all costs.
oh god I got herped last night by this random ass girl in a hot dog suit
Herped by horseluver666 January 3, 2017
to imlpy someone sleeps around way too much and being close to them in any way isn't cool. Simply speaking to the person is so scummy that you will figuratively get any form of VD, not just herpies.
Don't hang out with her, you'll get all herped up. or, Stay out of her office, you'll get yourself all herped up.
herped up by radistag July 24, 2006

Herped Bat Flaps

Noun

The unwashed hanging underarm skin of a morbidly obese person. Such an ailment has a tendency to form yeast deposits. If gone untreated, extra yeast deposits will occur.
"Spreading his arms wide, The Fatman's herped bat flaps spread his yeast spores to the populace.
Herped Bat Flaps by The Bakinnator January 19, 2014

herped ass dick 

N. When a man's penis is covered with tiny red dots. This is called herpes. Herpes can be passed on due to sexual intercourse.

N. When a dick-headed little boy falls into a batch of herpes-infested needles, he therefore becomes a herped ass dick.
John, quit playing with those needles you herped ass dick!
herped ass dick by Doo doo brownish September 16, 2008
When someone has herpies you could say there herped up.
Damn bro your herped up.
Herped up by Losingblood May 9, 2025

Herpdert 

When a marriage of two different people from two different cultures have an outdoor ceremony but the pastor is Jewish
Did you go to the Herpdert last weekend?
Herpdert by leatherwings February 25, 2015
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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